Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
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Comments (160)
macgruberiscool 0
tell her to stop being a b**ch and kick your "best friend" 's ass
C6Racer 0
yea, she's just pissed you were the one to break up with her. typical girl reaction
hellokittywhore 0
so you beep out bitch but yet type out ass? why is that? is it a less offencive word? hmmm >_€ * I like that facee*
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
lol. I always accidentally type that face on my iPod too. ^___^
xXLenaXx 0
Typical girl's reaction? What, every girl tells her bf to grow a pair when he tries to break up with her? : Disagree.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#43 Not every girl is a bitch and reacts that way.
xangelaa 0
wow what a bitch! wtf thats messed up
cobain_fml 0
**** bag
marcranger 29
yep, op sure is.
OmgO_o 0
what a bitchhhhh!
Gringe 1
Yeh op quit bein such a lil bitch. Shit happens grow up
Bcaw 0
if u grow a pair... I'll give you a cookie
dave04045 1
11s picture is amazing. Anyway, FYL. She's a selfish bitchy ***** and he's just a queer.
jane_marie 12
Not funny.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I like her haha
WTF_FML_FTW 0
15 why don't you just shoot him instead??
nerdsgetmehot 23
#19 Wait, what?
WTF_FML_FTW 0
I have no idea how that comment even got there because I put it in a whole different FML so sorry
CptHeinz 13
*****
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Would you be saying that if it were a story about a guy cheating on his girlfriend? Get the **** outta here.
nerdsgetmehot 23
She's obviously the one with issues, not you! Don't listen to her. She seems to have some maturing to do.
rimouski 0
#16 why would you like her!?! o.o
FFML_314 12
16 is her.
FFML_314 12
Since now.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
i dont have the heart to cheat not that i want to(:
FFML_314 12
You're right about the "not having a heart" part.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
lol the only thing ive EVER killed would probably be a fly or a spider, and FFML if u have beef with me i just thought u would like to know that im a veghead and unlike u im dissrespectful(:
SeanFredrick 3
FFML, what's your name again? I'm thinking Anna?..
FFML_314 12
I have never shared any kind of beef with anyone. I don't particularly care for beef all that much. However, I appreciate your honesty when you say "unlike u im dissrespectful." There are not many people in this world, that will come out and admit their flaws. I applaud you. Sean, my name is Al.
SeanFredrick 3
Well they both start with "A", eh?
FFML_314 12
Kurli, she's a n00b. She won't understand that what she said was an insult to herself.
SeanFredrick 3
Kurli what's up with your hair?
Freeze_fml 17
Kill her.
shasta32 0
just like in that movie Wanted.... now it's your turn to get even just like he did..,
nerdsgetmehot 23
Tony Stark giving advice on FML? It's a dream come true!
mistired 0
2 2 3 i tear a nigga limb off !