Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
mikey41414 0
well at least he didn't say "You smell something"
kthnxbai 0
It doesn't really matter that this isn't a horrific or mortifying FML, it's hilarious!!
k3lit0 0
It's not that weird to notice it for the first time, but to stop what you're doing and say it isn't very sexy. He's not giving her an exam he's trying to get her off, and that's not helping probs.
CaptainObvious_fml 0
you called #77?
mikey41414 0
86, that being said why is this a something to post? I fail to see how a lame joke is either a FML or a YDI. Maybe that's just me..
Waffleiron 0
Look on the bright side, he went down on you. This isnt even remotely an FML.
SpunkT 0
#86/OP .... yeah if you guys are comfortable and it was just something odd.... this isn't an FML. Don't post this kind of crap.
were_giraffe 2
Well I can understand that a boy with no experience will think that the vaginal canal is also where women urinate from... because they have one hole for both urine and ejaculate. What this says however is what I said above... Agreeing with #34 in "What is he 10?" But yes, this is not a FML Unless FML means Frisky Minors Lamenting
JackDupp 11
At least he didn't say "Hey - I think I found my car keys!!"
Kitty34_fml 0
I don't see how this is an FML. If it's just "something funny he said that made you roll your eyes", how is it FML?