Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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Comments (235)
melissa_10 7
hahaha...
EstacyPantsFML10 0
#142: penises are not that small. and if you find a guy that is that small, take pity on him. your "not-pee-hole", as you call it will stretch. hence the way babies come out and the phrase "she's got the clap". as for the story, that is totally an FML even if it is confusing for the guy, or thats his first time seeing it i doubt THAT was the right time to announce it. better luck next time you're having a moment with him :).
Kylaka 0
he must be what? 15.. what a tool.. and a kid.. 149 the only reason she'd deserve it is for her picking a "keeper" of a boyfriend. lol.
heart_broken 4
i seriously have NOTHING to say to that. i agree with number 3.
heart_broken 4
#106, i'm thirteen and i already know more than you. hmm.... that's peculiar (said in the most sarcastic voice i can provide)
Erinx3 0
Hahahaha. This made me laugh extreamly hard. I would've laughed if this happened to me.
nobikesallowed 0
what the hell??!?!
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
lawl @ #1 and #29, why would have to post that twice?
doof_fisch 2
I'm an old virgin guy and up until just a couple years ago, I'd been afraid that when I did have sex, I'd stick my penis up the wrong hole. I saw anatomical drawings of vaginas and knew there were two holes - -and so I was afraid I'd use the wrong hole.
Croco83 7
I think you need to find yourself another man, hon...if your boy has to point that out, then he's either the overanalytical type, or he's just creepy. Cut your losses and find yourself a man that'll stay at it when he's down there.