Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
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Top comments
DannyDizzle 8
It's his loose... sorry I mean loss
Justkidding100 41
Huh. Well that's ironic, usually it's the other way around...
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Comments (36)
sweetpotato301 7
Repeat after me everyone: 'Sex doesn't make a ****** loose'
siggy_mcsigx 22
Well, a ****** ready for sex is relaxed & ready to expand and lubricated. If it isn't, it's too soon for entry.
blueknight1st 26
No, but giant ****** do.
Mudhound123 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I guess it's just coincidence then that all **** stars are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
InfiniteSunshine 32
And how would you know this, #22? Been with a lot of **** stars?
KweenChelly 6
This one needs a YDI
GhostFox 34
Right, because it's totally OP's fault that her biology means that specific angle makes her ****** loose... Seriously, what the ****?
tibtak_fml 10
Honestly, if you were using a condom, I totally get it. You really don't feel much with those. (And of course, you should be using one if you aren't a STD tested exclusive couple with another form of contraception unless you're trying to have a baby)
cuz803 46
15 minutes going into it? Must've already been flaccid
mixedupminx 8
kegel exercices are your friend!
J_32_shoe 6
I wonder if he thought that the whole 15 min. Woooow!
zezili 18
You all need better sex Ed. There's no such thing as vaginas getting "loose" over time. They expand when horny, to accommodate what's in it, and contract when not. If she's "tight" she's probably not enjoying it. What probably happened here was either the angle was better than their normal position (which doggy often is tbh) so he was going in straight, rather than entering at an angle, which was a different sensation to what he was used to with less resistance (and maybe she was really enjoying it too, which leads her body to produce more lubricant which can make less sensation if there's too much). OR he lost hardness part way through and didn't realize, maybe cause he was all up in his head or concentrating too hard on thrusting or something. I recommend you guys check out a website called "Scarleteen" which is a free sex Ed resource with literally any question you can think of answered.
kujiens101 24
I've been there. The outside was clean shaven and had lube on it, so it was hard to distinguish where I was.
myabeth 11
That's happened to me as well. Depends on the type of position and how big he is.
alaskanessy 8
Isn't doggie style the woman on hands/ knees, with the guy behind her? How'd you do that "against the wall?". Guess you'll be doing quite a few kegals from now on.