Today, when my ex said he wanted to be friends, what he meant was that he wanted me to help him hook up with 18-year-olds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, one of my friends confessed his love for me and said he wanted to be more than friends. Jaded by guys who only wanted one thing, I pushed him away saying, “Oh really, is that what you think you need to say to get in my pants?” He frowned and stormed off. Later, I found out he really did want a relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
Today, I got a message from a former very close friend (with benefits) after telling him this morning that I couldn't talk to him anymore because I felt pressured to conform to his expectations in a way that hurt me. He wanted to tell me he broke up with the girl he abandoned things with me for. I'm not responding. FML
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
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Top comments
SnapeIsGood 20
It would be interesting to know how old you guys are.
xxDeeStar 27
Looks like you've already dealt with the ex judging from your name.
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Comments (15)
SnapeIsGood 20
It would be interesting to know how old you guys are.
socialproduct 19
Agreed. That's a pretty important factor.
GlennGuagmire 20
Get rid of him
Jay18 22
coming from you that's ironic
xxDeeStar 27
Looks like you've already dealt with the ex judging from your name.
melbournearsenal 18
He's a Saint!
RichardPencil 32
Come on, be his wingman. Maybe you can get in on some hot threesome action or, even better, give him relief when the girls turn out to be teases.
samwilliams800 28
Scum of the earth.
hugtrees13 16
Had a Ex dump me and 10 seconds after asked me if i would encourage her to sleep around /help her find a **** buddy/new boyfriend because that's what a "real friend" would do, you're better off without him.
Llyev 10
I would troll him if I were u . Set him up on dates with a dude, and just say in ur defense u thought he gay, or vice versa if he is actually gay. Tell the other person tho, otherwise that'd just be cruel to them.
cuz803 46
This would be possible to take into consideration if we knew his age
TheyCallMeDamien 18
There's a To Catch a Predator episode with his name on it