Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jhines08 0
YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol
Metallica139 0
YDI
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (168)
jewelsfml 0
you're disgusting. grow up dumbass
jewelsfml 0
its dumbasses like u who ruin drinking at company parties. ur pathetic
stevieb123 7
How old r u ??
longshot127 7
Your ******
Tempest559 12
Lucky kid, unless you're fat.
akg98 13
I'm 13... And if ik the guys in my class...... he probably enjoyed it... Unless OP is ugly af
Jayy90 1
Honestly, I say FYL because I think it was wrong for your boss to have his son at a work party where alcohol was allowed.
DreamyMia 16
I beg your pardon... I've been friends with boys since a very early age and I'm a girl. With thirteen... they already talked about **** some weren't virgins anymore by that time so... The only problem I see here is why did her boss took the son in first place if there was alcool involved and the kid was that innocent... Of course OP should know her limits but still. The kid shouldn't be there. So FYL, OP. Any other case though, and I would say YDI... if it wasn't for the fact that the kid shouldn't be there in first place.
michael666 7
you knew what you we're doing, being drunk is a bullshit excuse,
metal_freak_93 4
holy shit! hahaha i bet that kid went home happy