Today, I found out that I'm sensitive to the NuvaRing. It felt like I was a buffet for fire ants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
One ring to…
Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML
Ring of fire
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Does it taste good?
Today, while my boyfriend was fingering me, he accidentally pulled out my NuvaRing, he then licked it off and placed it back inside me. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Sneaky
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
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riley873 21
having been on fire ant mounds before, you and your va jay jay have my sympathies 😱
stormy0307 16
Try a copper IUD. My wife has one and doesn’t have any adverse symptoms form it.
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Comments (6)
riley873 21
having been on fire ant mounds before, you and your va jay jay have my sympathies 😱
turnabouttrial 21
can I ask how you ended up there on a fire ant hill
stormy0307 16
Try a copper IUD. My wife has one and doesn’t have any adverse symptoms form it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ignore Beyoncé. You don't have to put a ring on it just because you like it. Especially if it makes you feel like that.
Crystal Nicole McCurdy 6
I have the same issue.
BigSissy 14
🎶 I fell in to a burning ring of fire🎵. No wait, a burning ring of fire fell in to me. Sorry about your situation op