Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
fuckyourlife8 0
They might have hung out together a lot, but just never have actually gone out. Or been friends first so it's pretty serious to the OP? Cut them some slack, they just pissed themselves while making out =P
cookiexcookie 0
I agree how is he ur serious boyfriend on the first date...unless he's the first one u have been serious about :O and if he really likes u, hopefully he will look over this incident
de_fenestration 0
Well, she says first *real* date.. maybe they'd gone on a number of more casual dates and this one was more of a fancy/romantic/serious thing. And if it's her first serious boyfriend, it probably doesn't take much to make it so, in comparison.
wazdog 4
Something smells fishy..
imajinethat 0
First date with a *serious* boyfriend, as opposed to the more causal boyfriends, I think.
zoolander951 0
thank you number 1. Also, you seemed like you defiantly expected making out on the first date. Doesn't sound serious. Bur sorry, that really sucks.
FoundManyLemons 0
I YDIed for that alone.
lo1337a 1
#42 Yes, it's her vadge.
minkledoo22 0
#3- ...It's not urine.......
cusinmex 0
HAHAHAHHAH xD
2009girl5 2
She didn't say it was her first date, she said it was her first real date!
saddlebrooks 0
Easy bro. I have a serious girlfriend (15 months) but we're not actually allowed to go on "real dates." cut some slack:)
Jaded_anna420 11
Or maybe OP is only like 15 and isn't all that 'experienced'
Eschen515 0
Second
minkledoo22 0
I don't think it's urine... er...
byondblnd11 0
you're pretty gross, imo
LonelyLoser93 3
How is that gross? it's not her fault if she is ticklish there, and it is not like she was purposely trying to pee on herself. It was accidental and I am sure you've pissed yourself before.
Young_Sparta 0
VICTORY!!!!!!!! i moderated this one =] its so fail its almost a win. even tho girls who giggle when they laugh is somewhat attractive.
sexymessy 0
Girls who giggle when they laugh? LOL now that's a concept! And OP maybe you should have told him your lips are ticklish he probably would have thought it was cute and then you wouldn't have to hide it.
Young_Sparta 0
my bad hahaha i meant giggle when they kiss FML
no1askdu 5
laugh out load
spacebar1 0
laugh out load of what? o.o
nmitche95 0
ha
chelsealovesnsn 0
I'm so sorry. haha.
no1askdu 5
hopefully he didnt think you were pregnant and your water just broke.
ashleeee 0
ahahahahahahahaha where did you get that idea from ? OP you got some issuess!
curryndricegirll 0
well...unless she was morbidly obese...he probably wouldn't think that
ashleeee 0
lol so true !
Charlina 0
How can he be your boyfriend when it is your first date? wet yourself? what the hell is wrong with you!!??
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
alexxss_fml 10
lmao. right?! haha
synix 0
That.... really, really sucks. FYL.
mntwins_fml 0
The first time my now ex boyfriend hung out, he made me laugh so much I wet myself too... and we dated a long time. so you're safe I'd say