college estudiata
Weird flex, but OK
Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Messy
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Rayvyn
United States
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Girlie
Canada
Little devil
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Anonymous
Get rid of the evidence!
Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML
Etta
United States
Peel
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Numbass123
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
youonlyneed2squares
Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate said to me, "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
fatflabbyfail
United States
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Lexi
France
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Top comments
player20270 32
That's not the meaning of "clean eating".
novdestiny 23
at least it would have been easy to clean up!
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Comments (63)
Welshite 40
Use the noodles as an exfoliant.
James_is_Mexican 25
Baths and Ramen at the same time? Sounds like you're living the life to me!
novdestiny 23
at least it would have been easy to clean up!
Tander 16
Eh, at least you would end up smelling delicious
igg125 30
You clearly don't have enough time in a day. So you have to multi task. Eating and taking a bath is interesting tho.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Eating in the bath is relaxing! Like I have friends that drink wine in the tub, but I don't drink so I snack.
player20270 32
That's not the meaning of "clean eating".
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Although it sounds fun, it also sounds kinda gross...
quickit 24
I would like to eat ramen while taking a bath.. EDIT: The ramen wouldn't be in the bath of course.
imonheretoooften 16
I'm not sure about food, but beer in the shower is an excellent choice.
earljonez 22
I've heard of eating clean but this is ridiculous.
PenguinBitch 44
Don't worry what people think OP, you're an innovator.