Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me
Mpsteve13 7
boyfriend ftw
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Comments (149)
Hammer01 8
"Up your butt with a coconut" !!!!!!
maphineRAWRS 10
OH MY GOSH YES I LOVE THAT THING! :D
hasan_shami2013 0
I'm sorry but that made me laugh haha
YaFYL 0
haha lmfao!
Fici 0
Heyoo
max_wilder 9
I wish you liked anal too:)
LaFHlax 0
clever boyfriend...haha what'd you say in response?
brokenhelix 4
touché. well played, boyfriend. well played
Flutist 3
it would be better played if he told her his cum tasted like sushi.
Flutist 3
To which Op says, "I wish you would drop that, honey." Boyfriend replies with, "I wish you had a sense of humor."
G_thelegend 0
so? girls dont like having dicks shoved up their asses. grab a *****, shove it up his ass and make it hurt for me.
Ryujin_fml 0
she deserves this all the way. think she should do that to herself.
dallasbracken 0
win.