Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
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Comments (98)
giantsfan2010 23
How do you judge that just by looking at someone? Sorry OP.
BobRyder 24
You totally can lol
kewpiesuicide 29
I'll guess that she either has a very untraditional look about her or she's a redhead ;P
jennilis 0
You can. My boyfriend taught me how to tell :P
Khaleesi_26 30
(#8 must be OP's boyfriend)
Mauskau 36
Perhaps OP looks like a gay guy?
sourgirl101 29
There are some that might think a girl with tattoos/piercings may like it only because of the association with what they could consider "pain"?
invadermaythe1st 35
#8 clearly not
granCanyon 12
Maybe she had a t-shirt saying "I love anal"
abusch 9
Well he might be her proctocologist?
Renecameron9274 5
Say yes and kick him in the nuts.
thevelociraptor 31
That's waaay extreme. In my opinion kicking someone in the nuts should only be done in self defence. Yes, OP has a reason to be offended, but a groin kick can seriously hurt a guy.
liquifiednate 21
That's messed up
platinumbking 4
******* bitchy women everywhere who can't take a joke
pcgwm 13
and are you? lol
MeanBeagle 22
what she said
peanuty001 19
#25 that made no sense at all
garrett_8614 14
#25 is basically just piggy-backing off of #3's question.
adamo_erebus 26
I checked the comments just to see if someone left a comment like this, and I was not disappointed.
TragicMission 2
that's exactly what I was thinking
Kevlar_burrito 6
how romantic!
Sonjington 20
What an ass..
corporatescoundr 25
Yeah... That's painfully shitty of him...
derp_taco 22
No more shitty puns
TrueBlueTardis 11
I see what you did there, you clever mofo
thes7274473 19
That pun was BAD
Ichiya 29
Have you guys read the book A Pain In the Ass by: Ilene Dover
Ichiya 29
Same story different perspective I assume?
worldclassrager 41
I really hope there is more...if not he'll have a hard time probably finding someone to suit him...
ClassyCataclasis 4
all he wanted was someone who does anal, not very picky compared to some people.
AdamsNumberOne 16
Dump him. he's only using u for sexual purposes anyway.
garrett_8614 14
How do you know he's only using her for sex? Guys ask girls out for lots of different reasons (some may be sex related), but that doesn't mean he's just using her for that, he could be a good boyfriend otherwise. Or he could be a jerk, who knows?
Uglyfeet 23
Come on, calm down; we don't know them at all. "Into anal look" was what made him ASK HER OUT, that's what the FML says. Not that it is what keeps him on their relationship, which may very well be awesome. As well as awful, but they are the ones that know, right? ;)
silvercamaro 22
Did he specify what made you look that way?
Peacelove0404 26
Does he look like a guy who'd end up single?
ohSNAPyall 27
Her assless chaps.
marcranger 29
Tell him he was absolutely right, then pull out your biggest strap-on and tell him to bend over.
redstone7693 29
genius.
Sathane 21
Do women all own a collection of assorted sizes of strap ons?
marcranger 29
They do if they look like the kind of girls who'd be into anal!