Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me
Mpsteve13 7
boyfriend ftw
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Comments (149)
twihardgurl 0
sushi is nasty
YouFailHARD 0
YDI for having no sense of humour. and for not liking anal.
ChibiGirl5 0
ha why do guys lie anal so much -.-
sourgirl101 29
Q: Why do guys like big **** and tight asses? A: Because most have big mouths and tiny dicks.
Brandon_ryan 0
because most can't find the g spot and anal is an easy cop out
preston992 0
the G-spot is a lie!!!
ninjanate 0
that's not ur mom said last night.
mitchie11 0
#46 is right lol. I mean, Avg dick size is less than 6 inches.. lmao
kynthia 0
Guys like anal because it's rare that a girl allows it. It's the scarcity of it that makes it appealing.
pokerjedi 0
because most girls won't let us do it. once you do it's no big deal. it's why we want to take that first drink or puff of a cigarette. were told not to do it so we want to. if every girl was ok with it we'd just find a new place to stick it.
LottieCia 1
Well if he like anal put on a strap on and give it to him. Then take him out for sushi.
marcranger 29
bahahahaha! sounds like a win for both of them!
julliandesu 0
if this was facebook.... i would like it
logicnazi 18
There's a like button...
colby281 0
hilarious lmfao :D
dannyboy66 7
wats with guys and anal its nasty
TheDrifter 24
Sometimes you just wanna hear her scream.
ninjanate 0
win^. jk. that's horrible D:
Jizwold 0
honestly 107 is right which is kinda creepy
griddy24 18
Well if you didn’t hate men before, TheDrifter’s comment should be enough to send you over the edge (assuming he means screams of pain and terror and not screams of pleasure. Since anal is unlikely to give a woman that much pleasure, I’m gonna assume the former.)
slickrasta 1
Bend over and he'll give you some sushi!
brandi_1387 4
lmao sounds like something my boyfriend would say!
lilykat84 4
maybe he's secretly gay maybe that's why he wants anal so bad. xD
ShadowedHuman 5
touché sir, touché