Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
alex1432 9
well is it?
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alex1432 9
well is it?
thor89 0
Then go anal Biatchhhhhhh
mfmylifesrsly 30
wtf I think it's soo weird when parents no about their teenagers sex life. and don't listen to this people don't do it if you don't want to. I mean I guess you could try it once or twice then if you don't like it don't continue I've done anal on myself and don't think it feels good honestly. feels like when your taking a shit but reversed
PsychoMerk 0
but the feeling after you take a shit is great D:
Ajjas013 6
Wiggling it around in excrement :)
suzannasaurusrex 0
I'm still stuck on the "anal on [myself]" part.
Intoxicunt 6
Ajjas, win reference. :) "Is that normal? Would you let someone do that to you?"
BritneyBiohazard 0
lmfao. 27. your parents must be so proud.
lancer126 0
RWJ FTW
YeahFMLxX 0
Try sitting on your hand untill it falls asleep.. Follow up with the "stranger" for starters.
Ajjas013 6
Intoxicunt wins for completing the refrence :) and being cool enough to watch =3
Intoxicunt 6
I'm going to marry RWJ. Ajjas, I can NOT ******* believe I'm not on your profile list of cool people! D:
sikanderimran 0
you've done anal on "yourself". desperate much
couny343 1
I love ray
gunta 0
@39 haha [RWJ] and to OP, just tell her that you don't like it, and if she argues, just say "two camels in a tiny car" :)
Woodenstereo 0
What about :'You're fake and gay and I'm doin' your mom!'
kniickles 0
lol gunta I love two camels in a tiny car
tweetbaby14 18
really 27 no one cares that you can't get guys so you have to get off on your own and I can see why guys won't talk to you if you have shit-fingers... don't touch anything ever
texasmadeG 0
#37 is so ******* pretty!:D
cerberus_fml 0
haha I saw that vid. lol. gay butt sex
Repttar 0
ha that's what she said
honestlove11 0
haha two camels in a tiny car!
Tregon 0
I love how this has turned to an =3 convo. =P Squaids is now airborne, btw.
Epicfailz01 0
that's.... disturbing ozzy
some1hones 0
fake and gay lol
Ayre 0
hshahahah that shit was hilarious
boomboompow1985 0
bahahahhaha. WTF. man that's too much info for a parent. leave the anal and the camel toe convo off of the family dinner chat. bahahah.
srammer99 0
that's hot
metazoanhaddock 11
not quite fake and gay, but misleading and bisexual.
DirtyTaco 0
I think mfmylifesrsly is pretty hot
richp 0
it's different when it's getting done to you. from what I hear.
richp 0
yeah she is.
observesandgasps 0
ydi for not taking it in the butt
ecko_7672 0
im scared to pull my penis out only to find it smoothered with crap D: therefore, no anal with my girlfriend
Djlatino 0
lol 39, raywilliamjohnson ftw
gunta 0
Guys! can we please stop trollin' this page??? just saying ;)
Blue_Black_fml 21
hahah, i love RWJ :)
elvgar 0
i think #27 is hott so i dont get y she had to do anal on herself?
drewrox 0
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
ImTrEvOr 8
haha takein a shit is great.. that made me laugh
ImTrEvOr 8
lmaoooooooooo at ur comment on anal sex lololl
Dubstep_fml 1
i don't understand why it's aparently better to **** a girl in the ass rather than the ******. is it really that big of a deal????????
xosvmissaxx 0
^u got that from the soup. bahahah
josh64 0
I would **** 27 in the ass
dragonight 0
it's tighter
AnnaAllOver 0
wtff. do you think you're cool or something?! "I did anal on myself" first off; NO ONE CARES. no one wants to hear that because that's just disturbing. and just.. not right. second; wtff, do you think youre cool by just telling the entire Internet that you " did anal on yourself but it felt like the opposite of taking a shit." there are some things that just ARENT public. some things you should seriously keep to yourself. like, don't even tell your friends that shit man. t m i .
neonblue120 6
ur doing it wrong I can help with that MORE LUBE STAT :P
killpro 0
your just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend
hobobagins09 0
tuscany 0
yexas i take it you are high right know 0.o
rasellersjr 0
I'm behind you on that one dude.... wait, didn't mean it in that context D= that sounded really gay...
Seraph13 8
omg ^. the dog In that pic Is exactly like my new one. same white chest and face!
brt3420 13
so much tighter
DoomSkuller 28
#115 just make her clean it off - with her mouth - if that happens
aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
do20ss 4
for real, and if threesomes is what he needs....give it to him don't b like most girls:)
SelfGenocide 0
that's hot.
SeasonalAffair 0
71. yer hott;)
Jen_J_the_J 0
WTF freak of a mother. either that or she HATES u
kawaiimaui 0
Akward...
13__Loki__13 1
Anal is a no? If his mom knows and you want to keep him, you'd better turn that into a yes! It's obviously important to him.
CallMeHush 1
Why? Give it up already!
FrenchToast94 0
hahaha.. why is it a no? other then pain
TurtleLightning 7
Pain is small
tcbailey 0
does mom like anal??? maybe they should have a heart to anal talk and hook up?!?!?
Rota 0
Yeah, lighten up!
mrjohnz 0
hey **** you! all Arkansas people aren't dumb.
sublime93 0
lol at #31's avatar
marc33 0
yeah... listen 2 him! he said anal is a great pleasure! lmoa and actually it is!
srwalker155210 0
Fake, fake, fake.
cambridge_fml 0
100 %
allen20 0
Yepp this is fake
Averizzle 0
Agree^
suzannasaurusrex 0
who cares if it's fake? it's funny.
ALiiiii 0
umm mama's boy
13__Loki__13 1
If he's willing to lick it you should let him stick it.
Rota 0
Well as long as she takes a shower beforehand...
12321 0
that's stupid, he should understand that you don't want to do anal and go cry to his mommy about it. fag