Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me
Mpsteve13 7
boyfriend ftw
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Comments (149)
lailabob 0
owned YDI
david_p_power 0
this isn't a fml... lol
FF38 0
i bet if let him in the back door, he will eat sushi...
perdix 31
C'mon, everyone knows that "sushi" is code for "***********." He was just haggling with you.
TheDrifter 24
That's how I read it too. Fyl for being a lousy bargainer op.
perdix 31
She should have countered, "Throw in a tossed salad and you've got a deal, mister! You drive a hard bargain, and I'll bet that's the only thing you'll be able to drive hard."
elmorous 0
That's so dirty, Sanchez!
KiddNYC1O 22
There's only one sushi that I've tasted that was real close to being good and I forgot the name.
steelersfan32 0
unlike anal?
sourgirl101 29
Was it the California roll? That's what virgin sushi eatters start off with.
peeairdunks 0
hahaha #70
KiddNYC1O 22
No, I doubt it was the CR. And it's not a matter of lacking sushi intake- it's the fact that sushi isn't appetizing, IMO.
ericalew_xo 0
You people are crazy. Sushi > any other food.