Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
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funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
thesunsetglow_fml 8
that's probably what he was wishing for. He should have just mailed it to her... despite the fact she asked him to drive over there.
funshit123 0
she pretended to b thrilled to get his hope up so he would drive all the way to return her wallet. wat a sucker. lol
thesunsetglow_fml 8
What a tease!! Hahaha I have no idea if this side of the arguement makes any sense. :)
funshit123 0
i mean *ID
2kool4skoolyo 0
egg her house
RedJester23 6
well u should have mailed her a letter titled "To the asshole" and put the ID in it along with some poo. or did you?
sara117 0
win ^
rallets 23
lmao #79 that seems to be the most logical option really OP
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
lmao nice job reposting another fml
StinkyBallSack 0
totally got pyruvated up
XelaKJK 0
It'd be funnier if the ID was fake.
_kiko760_ 2
give the man what he wants!!
pengiesully 0
what do u expect u didn't have a glass slipper
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you look at her like you expected something or mention the 2 hour drive? She might have been freaked out. A thank you would've been in order, I agree, but she could've been too creeped out to remember her manners.
silversparkles4 5
I agree, maybe the OP is a creeper and she was afraid.
sourgirl101 29
Or.... she flirted with him JUST to get him to return her ID. After she had it in her hands, she could return to her bitchy self. *IDs are a royal pain in the rump now a days. to replace. No more re-applying on line anymore.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Nice point. I've certainly heard of girls doing worse. Still, no one forced OP to go there. If you're going to do something kind (or stupid), don't expect anything in return.
aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
caitlin21holly 0
but it is just RUDE to not say thank you no matter what the honor there's a certain amount of respect needed
xylocramer 0
same thing happened to me but I returned a girls iTouch. not even so much as a thanks. bitch. if I had know you were an ass I wouldve just kept it
kofinater 3
I would have kept it anyways, or sold it, too much work to drive. The op should have mailed the I.D
ell_oh_ell 0
that's what you get for being too nice to a stranger, and hoping to get sex!!
JenDanielle917 13
Yes, he deserves that for being polite. And did he say he wanted sex? No, stop assuming stuff.
nepa1234 7
Yu think he went there for sex yu dirty minded
aback 5
Next time turn it in to Lost and Found. My guess is somebody talked to her during the 2 hours saying something like, "OMG, you have to be careful! He probably totally stole your ID so he could drive over and rape you!!!!!"
jinxthejinx 0
Actually, not a bad theory.
Honesty4U 0
Perfect logic!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ooh, the theory game! Here's mine: He didn't actually speak to the real owner of the ID before arriving. Her friend, or sister or roomie or someone, answered her phone and told him to drop it by. So to her, he just popped up out of nowhere with an ID she didn't even know she'd lost. Understandably, she gets weirded out and scuttles away, without realizing the full extent of his thoughtfulness. Whaddya think? :]
lindsaysue 4
Ooh both theories are good! If it were me in this situation, I would have asked him to mail it to me, 2 hour drive or 2 minute drive. Granted he still has my address, it's just a little less risky and a whole lot less awkward.
kai_li 8
I lost my ID at a festival. A Good Samaritan mailed it back to me with a note with only a smiley face on it. I didn't even realize I'd lost it!
aardvarkish 17
141, nice one!
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Okay, I'm sorry, but were I a girl, and this happened to me, I'd be freaked out as hell. Why didn't you just mail it to her ?
cabbitt 0
^This. But in answer, she was probably attractive.
ellamegan 0
he OFFERED to drive it to her, so she knew he was coming over. not like he just showed up without her knowing
ifailplzinsultme 0
Ever heard of rape? She most likely was concerned about you driving 2 hours to come and do a Micheal Jackson. ( anyone have a better example to replace MJ?)
whatyotalkinbout 0
MJ was innocent of all charges, just so you know
TheNewGuy03 29
very strange and crazy man indeed, but no rapist or pedophile. respect the dead. |the kid|
nicolas1311 0
what u talkin bout Willis
boatkicker 5
If she was concerned about that, than she wouldn't have acted thrilled when he offered to drive up. She would have acted creeped out right from the beginning.
jonh1964 0
Mike Tyson?
BigBirdLookAlike 0
MJ may have been found inocent, but so was Ben Roehthlesburger (however the he'll you spell his name)
ifailplzinsultme 0
Ya well I guess that she could just be an ass. But that sounds kinda weird right?
zemo999 0
Drove 2 hours!?!?! So if she didn't say anything, why didn't you???