Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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Top comments
BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
saxophoneguitar 0
boner is worse. boner wins. always. dont argue.
buddymask1 0
you don't get laid.
katiedoll6 7
Oh I'm gon argue a period is much worse a boner goes away a period stain doesn't and for girls I always bring something that looks like wat I'm wearing just in case
DisappearingRose 18
period
Kanvis78 0
If you pop a boner in class and you're well endowed it's FTW, with the ladies. If you start bleeding, there's really no plus.
WTFreversed 5
I'm a girl but I bet a boner cos someone else could say they got a boner over a teacher who maybe a old guy or lady lol or teacher might grab it or something accidentally thinking it's a phone
Kanvis78 0
Nice old FML reference :)
WTFreversed 5
yep lol that was the first fml I every read lol were you being sarcastic?
Kanvis78 0
No, actually I found it rather amusing! It was random and that old FML was hilarious. :)
Sniper3000 0
hey u remember that fml too. thats the 1st 1 i favorited.
WTFreversed 5
yeah funny fml it is rRNA
Amyp4Horses 5
I'd say getting your period would be quite alot worse..
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
definitely a boner u can always hide ur period as long as ur not wearing white pants
rockyraccoon28 8
no, you can't. the stain shows up on jeans and practically everything else.
Kanvis78 0
Invalid. You think a woman "shuts up" after a period ? THAT sir, fails on so many levels.
bglad09 0
that's a hard decision.
LetItFlow57 7
It all comes down to what you're wearing, really, and how bad it is. But which is worse--getting a boner in the middle of class or people not noticing it!
piscesMMAguy_92 0
boner fo show....it's a shame, dude just can't have a boner without a bunch of stares
Igor_g5 0
#44. What's wrong with a bunch of people staring at your hard dick?
JustBreatheGosh 0
Dude have you ever had a period to were it stained your jeans and your parents didn't get to school with new jeans till close to the end of the day, way worse then a boner which can go away, periods don't go away for 3-7 days
Kanvis78 0
People, we have avoided the FML to debate the OPs dinner topic. Where's the FML if you participated in the conversation? You're fortunate that your family actually sits to a meal together!