Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
katelynjoy 0
lmao
brokenclockwork 0
considering that you were part taking in the conversation, this isn't a FML. periods are worse, by the way.
DerFuhrer33 0
#16 you'd flatten a specific organ of mine right quick. sorry it just has to be said
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
haha. that's harsh.
Spastastic 6
No, it didn't have to be said.
bobys36 0
back it up.how?
lostinlove4u 3
holy **** wat r u like 4 yrs old? do u even know what a boner is little girl. doubt u have ur period
kman1759 7
Boner.
jrojas211 0
imagine being a hermaphrodite and getting them both!!!!!! that I'll be REAL bad!!!! lol
doggone456 0
they can't...I don't think hermaphrodites have the actual reproductive glands to where they could get it
bennyboy111 7
haha that would b bad doggone don't ruin it
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
they can't although they physically have both only one set of of sex organs work. this is why some are so confused coz until puberty they normally don't know which set works
justsayfuck 5
#20, You thought let's try it down here, now that I got badded up there? I wish you all the luck.
scenekid1119 0
well at least no one got a boner there :)
Kanvis78 0
You obviously don't spend much time with women other than your mom.
3ddie_the_head 0
Boner.
MissGoody2Shoes 0
With a boner you can make it go away but you can't exactly do that with a period. But then again, if a period starts in class then it's not like it's going to be very heavy or anything, and a boner would be harder to conceal. (Pun not intended.)
FYLyo 0
nah. boners are worse cuz theyre hard to conceal
spartan_girl 0
depends on the woman...not to share too much or anything, but before I started taking birth control, my period came on really fast and really heavy-for a few days before it started I would at least wear a panty liner to help prevent issues. One time I felt it start really early during class, and by the time I got to the bathroom (I was in college, so it's not like I had to stick around and ask), I had blood all over my jeans. I spent the rest of the class trying to soak as much of the blood out of my jeans as possible, but I still had to try to keep my butt covered all day so that no one could see the stain... Interesting debate, and I think it really depends on the situation
ShutUpAndStare 7
Agreed with 290, my period is usually really heavy the first day or two. And a boner goes away if you think of gored puppies and flex a major muscle.
Russian_Roulette 0
definitely period
FYLDeep 26
Well, I'd be pretty shocked if I got a period considering my gender. IMO that would be a lot worse.