Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
w2z1 0
I'm with Kanvis on that one.
binarycow 1
You can always put a book in front of a boner, or wear a long shirt..... With a period, best you can do is tie a sweater around your waist.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
What was the consensus? Don't leave us hanging!
Domonator 16
Don't leave us hanging -- we're already well-hung.
momovanilla 0
a period I wwwaaayy worse
looper121 0
stay classy
chelliejellie10 0
Period cause boners have to have a cause periods can just randomly happen anytime with no warning.
Kanvis78 0
That is incorrect, a boner can be a very random event during puberty. Aftetwards as well, really. :)
Kanvis78 0
^^ Also a period is not random. It's the systematic release of an unfertilized egg. So your logic is bass ackwards :)
MetalFish 0
bonded have to have a cause xD you've not been in contact with many have you? bless...
MetalFish 0
boners* ******* iPod
Freeze_fml 17
Someone needs to take sex ed.
julie3841 11
I think what 53 meant is that some girls have irregular periods where they come at different times in the month some heavier some lighter, sometimes skipping one or more months completely. Not a pleasant thought :P but if it weren't for that I'd say boner for sure
matchy408 0
no they really don't. sometimes we just get them randomly. nothing has to trigger it. so yeah we don't know when we are about to get a boner sometimes either
Hi_Itz_Me 0
and yet another girl proves she knows nothing.. boners can happen for no reason. most of the time, there is a reason but when you're just sitting in class and randomly get ones, there is no reason.
colorguardgeek 8
ditto
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
307: I'm not agreeing with this commenter, but periods can be irregular and unpredictable, particularly in high school years. Also, a random boner isn't provoked by anything-- that's why it's called, y'know, random.
dbdunkin11 0
well thats mistaken at and given time the little soldier can stand at attention
joa76 3
307: Yeah, some women NEVER have regular periods unless they go on birth control. Sometimes they can estimate within a couple weeks when it might start, sometimes it's so irregular they may go months without one and have no idea whatsoever when it'll happen. But it's definitely not valid to say it's easy to predict (at least, not for everyone).
Evangeline1 0
16, ur not quite true, usually you'll know it will come soon but you never know, it happened at a random moment of the week ur expecting it
nuttinick 0
it depends on what your wearing. Either a boner with sweats or a period with white/lightly colored pants would suck the most.
CitrusGirl 0
period- it'll ruin your clothes
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Soo will the **** lol it'll look like you pissed but it will feel warm & sticky lol
WTFreversed 5
some shut up cos their embarass some rage and shout and snap at you when you ask something or say something stupid
Kanvis78 0
Wow . You really fail. Your failure is going nuclear it's multiplying so quickly. Defending a lame failure comment that is public, I may add, the way you did, is magical.