Anonymous
Markham, Canada
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Buggy
Atmore, United States
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Already Broke Asf
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rock Hill, United States
Petty thief
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Anonymous
Simps gonna simp
Today, I just found out that I was missing almost $500 from my debit card. Turns out my brother used my card to simp on a streamer. When I confronted him, he said, "But you would have simped on her either way." FML
Anonymous
Fortnite thievery
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Citivolus
United States
Druggies
Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML
HungryStudent
Carolina, Puerto Rico
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
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BlackPanther19 11
I have a brother like that i feel your pain
CocaColaPepsi 13
that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *
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BlackPanther19 11
I have a brother like that i feel your pain
CocaColaPepsi 13
that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *
CallMeMcFeelii 14
He must of planned it all along, 11! He's probably an old fml commenter, but he decided to create a new account just so he could get the first comment on an fml with his first comment of that profile! This makes the JFK conspiracy theories look like babies came up with them. You..you have to be one sly mother ******, but I'm warning ya, I got my eyes on you!
Bradley_Dillon 39
Lol, why did this get downvoted?
CocaColaPepsi 13
is it just me or did like evert single comment get down voted?
tackblog 14
I have a sister like that
MikaykayUnicorn 36
my brother is the same.
jazzy_123 20
my brother does that all the time too! I hate it and it's like I'm his bank.
CocaColaPepsi 13
Why'd my comment her moderated? I was #11 but I didn't say anything wrong...
rosenkrieger223 24
#27's response makes me wish you could favorite comments on here. lol
anjila77 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha he's a pretty smart cookie, just confront him, good luck!(;
jasmine2301 25
Smart cookie?
jw90 18
Obviously you've never heard that expression?
Michael_92 20
I like smart cookies, they taste way better than stupid ones. Issue is they always hide from me :(
jw90 18
56-I have that problem too..especially when I'm craving Oreos.
billonator117 1
Op should steal the money from his wallet and not tell him
DocktarNick 9
Well. You still didn't lose any money.
Nath1G 4
Apart from the original $60 and more than likely any chance of getting it back....
xzxXxzx 11
He lost $60 either way so..
ghil15 8
maybe atleast he paid you! but with your own money sorry OP, kick his ass ^-^
JocelynKaulitz 28
He sure as hell didn't gain any. But if it were me, I'd tell him that he now owes me $120 :)
CocaColaPepsi 13
well, at least he stole the money yo pay u back, instead of spending it on a video game that's what NY brother would do... sad
CocaColaPepsi 13
**do and ** my
Rainhawk94 27
bury #4's comment so it never sees light
CocaColaPepsi 13
why? u kind of just sound like a douch
laaryssa 21
Give him a talking to OP! Make him pay the money back!
SmokinGuns 13
Yeah, a "talk" with his fists...
Espolax 8
Well if u didn't notice he would been a genius
DocBastard 40
So theft and sneakiness makes someone smart in your book? Interesting.
Espolax 8
Technically it was not theft since he took the $60 dollars and gave back to him so technically there was no theft but he still owes the original money that was LENT to him
amayasoma 19
It was theft even if he had given it back. He took something without permission. Theft.
CocaColaPepsi 13
legal definition from the interweb- A criminal act in which property belonging to another is taken without that person's consent. so ya, it WAS theft
RedPillSucks 33
No. I think you missed it. OP was already out $60 that he had loaned the brother. The brother "paid" him back with another $60 from OPs wallet, so OP is still out $60.
Rainhawk94 27
can't say the same to you #6...
lagrimae 9
Hey, that isn't so bad. On my wedding day my family got drunk the night before & wore all black the wedding day.
CocaColaPepsi 13
how is that relevant?
LissaMccracken 23
Okay?
Axipiter 24
It's a hijack. Squawk 7500.
eddeeezzyy 19
What's wrong with all black? That's pretty legit.
firefighter925 18
Your his brother give him a nipple twister or somethin until he gives you the money. You know brothers stuff
Bradley_Dillon 39
I love giving nipple twisters. If only I didn't have a sister...
Treveyon56 14
I can twist hers for you.
ZombieSazza 34
Tell your parents or take some shit of his that you can sell to the value of $60, there's a couple of options you have here.
gracehi 33
Usually, I'd say that was $60 well spent, because now that leech won't be bothering you anymore to avoid paying you back, but in this case, since it's your bother...yeah, just kick his ass.
Rainhawk94 27
read the FML to.yourself outloud please. you'd be surprised how.wrong your.comment is