Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, my mother broke into my emails and rejected the best job offer I’ve ever had, all because the job is on the other side of the country, and she’s a selfish bitch who doesn't want to be left completely alone, since she has no friends and our relatives don’t speak to her anymore. FML
Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML
Today, I lost my job because my mom and stepdad forced me to go on our family vacation, even though my time off got rejected. FML
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
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OCDC 9
How dare you think of others first, OP!
iLazy 0
TELL HER TO GET A JOB!
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Comments (111)
iLazy 0
TELL HER TO GET A JOB!
Trupe 3
Cant be a nice person nowadays...
jane79 0
tell her if she's going to act like that your out of there. I hate to say it but your mom sounds pretty ungrateful for what you have done for her and if she starting out acting like this then she will probally only get worse and in that cas I would go back to the coast and have someone else take care of her
Rainbow2Cloud 12
OP's mom is so ungrateful.
OCDC 9
How dare you think of others first, OP!
iluvhobos 5
at least now OP can have all the potatoes she wants! (:
bhangu023 0
time to move back
iAmScrubs 19
Your mom is a first class Principal Skinner's mom.
spez8 2
man! hang in there.
claiiire_fml 17
Your mom is a bitch OP.
BruisedGiraffe 15
I ****** hate it when people act like this. you do so much for them and they just act like ungrateful little pricks
zbennett 0
Story of my life man, I feel like I help so many people and get little in return. I'm not complaining either. I know most of the time I shouldn't help, but I just feel guilty if I don't.
BruisedGiraffe 15
I feel the exact same way
thebestof1984 0
That's your que to pack up again and move back home far from Idaho!!!
KelStr 0
I love Idaho. Where else can you find almost every recreational sport in such a unique area? Idaho literally has everything other than the Ocean and a Rain Forest.
Person1233 13
I'm sure he wasn't dissing Idaho, simply the bitch who lives there.
Noelletakumi 36
I have lived in Idaho for 13 years...like OP I am originally from the coast and would do anything to go back. Honestly a lot more opportunity by the ocean.
HeavyMetalViking 0
You really deserved it for taking too long at the job interview. You're not supposed to give every single interviewer a ********, you're only required to give a simple strip show. Blow jobs come after you get the job.
CSRozell 4
TO THE BEACH! Id tell her to **** herself
xoCOURTNIEox 0
your mom is an ungrateful **** !
zbennett 0
I feel like your fun bags are going to hit me in the face out of the screen.
aardvarkish 17
Very interesting label to give some one. Never have I left one that way. js
zbennett 0
my message was funny. it said; I feel like your fun b@g5 are gonna pop out of the 5cr33n and hit me in the face.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
your rude & quite immature !
zbennett 0
oh I'm sorry, didnt mean to hurt your feelings. you can delete my comment if its that offensive.
thebadman_fml 0
damn your ******* fine