Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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EccentricSight 0
My gr10 English class thought i had a boner, it turns out my belt was on extra tight and pushing the front of my pants outward to make it look like i had one. The school heard in 5mins and everyone in my next class knew. While flirting with a girl i crouched down because she was sitting so i can talk at a more eye level. When i got up an involuntary boner appeared (maybe while i was crouching) and i couldn't finish asking her out. I tried hiding it then walked away embarrassed and ashamed.
Sappheyes 0
You can hide a boner, or at least stick your hand in your pocket and ask to go to the bathroom to take care of the situation. If you bleed all over your butt, you're screwed. It's even considered gross among females, and at the age that I assume you're asking, female bodily functions are still considered to be grosser. I completely disagree, just recalling my middle school experience. And YDI for complaining that your family is open enough to discuss these things.
nikkired 0
Actually I prefer the boner,there's just so much you can do with them. Oh that doesn't answer the question,sorry.
trumpetGIRL12345 0
totally a period not only are there stains but what about cramps and bloating
Tarak_fml 7
I'm not a girl, but I'm gonna say period would be worse
cheeseonmyburrit 0
well nobodies gonna see a boner unless they look directly
saywhaaat_01 0
uhhh you don't always know when you're gonna get your period. dumbass.
natio979 0
hahaha, how is this an fml? your family is awesome!!
Milly143 3
periods. no ******* doubt.
CandidateForWax 0
Wow, get over yourself. My family always has inappropriate dinner conversation and I just find it really funny, especially since I moved away and don't get to hear it as much.