Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
Anti666 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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Anti666 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
pentz2123 5
Or it was their way of telling OP that they suck at playing the piano.
fareith 15
Maybe just play it a little less suspiciously next time?
LeFrogDog 27
maybe next time cover the window so neighbors can't see?
evan_7899 28
Next time they more the lawn call the cops saying they are trimming their hedge in public.
flockz 20
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
Sir_ND_Pity 35
As a piano teacher who uses this on his business card, I now understand why I get such disgusted looks when I show this to parents. It doesn't seem to strike a chord with them.
woainishamu 21
Don't forget the D.
flockz 20
18- perhaps it's because a classy looking dog wearing a tophat and monocle just handed them a business card!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
28 - That can't be it, I am a classically trained dog! Look, this is what I sound like when I bark: "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
TheyCallMeDamien 18
ROFLMAO!!!!
dragonkyng 11
I can't stop laughing right now.
floatablebullet 7
epic comment is epic
logic368 8
Maybe you need to pick up the flute instead.
xALEXx_fml 15
Ahh perhaps not. As they could think that your blowing something else...
Joe9024 20
Skin flute!!
Welshite 40
You shouldn't have been playing Psycho on your piano.
SirTalkaton 22
Haha wtf? Invest in some curtains
Jeffo193 13
What if it was the middle of the day? Or is playing the piano to pornographic to be exposed to the street?
Jeffo193 13
*too >_
Kallian_fml 21
You must look pretty strange while playing the piano...
feldco1 17
At least they care enough about you and your stuff to call!
laya_fml 26
I guess that's their way of getting you to stop playing piano.
CrissyyyS2 22
Were you wearing all black? Including a beanie?
CrissyyyS2 22
Oh no! I meant black hoodie!
Danielle7994 18
Lol you referenced 2 fml's :P
RodzillaX 30
Maybe from thier perspective it looked like you were hacking up a body. In which case I'd be happy to help.
Welshite 40
Forgot to take your medicine again, hmm?
RodzillaX 30
Sad but true.