Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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xxpeacexxb 0
deff period. i would love to get a boner in class
threetwenty 0
no way, period all the way. you cant stand up just like you couldnt with a boner PLUS there's a smell. & it can get everywhere, your clothes are ruined... i could go on.
saywhaaat_01 0
period is definitely worse because: 1) you could have a stain on your butt that doesn't come out, whereas a boner can go away. 2) you get your period without knowing most of the time, and you always know when you have a boner. 3) you can hide a boner, but it's harder to hide a red stain . but have to say, a kid in my class got a boner and it was pretty embarrassing for him.
saywhaaat_01 0
you can't hide a stain on your clothes..
yeahreally 6
its a valid argument i would say. not really an fml.
BonJovi821 3
My family "AND I". Based on that, you took part in the discussion, and then whined about it on FML? If so, YDI.
joshp406 0
im siding with boner, we get them more often
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
oh stfu you were right there arguing with them, you ******* cry baby.
Freeze_fml 17
Boners happen all the time. Periods happen at a certain time of the month. I've never been able to tell if a girl was on their period without having a direct conversation with them, so I don't see what's embarrassing about it. For those of you saying that you can hide boners, that's not really the case. Trying to lose a boner gets it in the limbo state where it's half limp and that's bad news if you're walking around. Going to say boners are worse.
eponine243 0
periods definitely.