Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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atruegem 0
Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P
Fuck_The_Police 0
Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex
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Comments (97)
VintageGuitarist 0
Why would you sneak out and pretend it never happened?
Ryozo_Kato 0
Because, do you really feel like explaining to your brother that you were in his room the entire time he was having phone sex... Awkward..
Tkdxxxse 0
I would have jacked off then if he saw me I would be like I can explain........……........................ hold up let me finish lol
ruby29 0
If she told him he would get and probably get back at her bad.
fluffyzoe64 2
The best solution would have been to scare him shortly after he picked up the phone as soon as the phone sex started. I think his girlfriend would have enjoyed hearing him squeal like a girl and you wouldn't have been stuck:)
Kp_10 0
bahaha
atruegem 0
Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P
MR_OHCRAP 0
What would be even worse if the OP masturbated over them both having phone sex XD
atruegem 0
seriously, the possibilities! It could have been the mother of all family pranks
animaniatico 0
he could go and say, bo? (with the interrogation mark) or blackmail him (always works)
pleasetryagain 0
Agreed! Plus, if he went through with the prank before any of this started, he could have saved himself a lot of awkwardness. Why did the OP wait just because his girlfriend calls?
A83_fml 18
perfect spot, perfect time for making goat sounds..
ScarlettFolklore 0
Agree! Hahahaa
abdur 0
lol Good Job with that! :P
d347hm4n 0
Quality stuff :D Keep up the good work. Something for his marriage speech.
MadaFaka_fml 0
lol....
Fuck_The_Police 0
Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Wussy. Should have done it in the middle of his phone sex. Now THAT would have been funny!
sophiepento 0
So true.
eliz3 0
Now that is a true FYL.
SimpleSimon 0
I agree, if you'd scared him while he was in the middle, you could probably have ****** up his sexual function for a good while. PTSD brought on by wanking... that's funny!