Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Unstable
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
At this point, it's an addiction
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
AssTard 15
And if the 7th time just somehow doesn't work, the 8th works all the time!
ICastillo 25
You would think with all the experience she got from the past six marriages, that she would have made the seventh one work.
windfuelsfire 10
I would rather think that people in their 7th marriage are doomed in that department for lack of general insight and learning abilities to know what to want and expect out of a relationship and the happiness found therein
LolFMLnot 10
Isn't it about time that she sits down and starts wondering why none of her marriages went right? Maybe then she'll realize that it's all her fault.
oj101 33
Not Zsa Zsa Gabor my daaaarlink.
sig4life 18
Maybe she doesn't know the difference between boyfriend and husband. She needs to learn how to rent and stop rushing to buy.
Christala 8
And the 10th divorce is free! Make sure they stamp her Frequent Divorcee card.
yeti37 16
At least her next husband will still be playing on the front 9...
sens3sfailing 25
larry king has had about 7 divorces as well. hes protecting the sanctity of marriage, one of them at a time.
Nighthunter 11
Mom has been around the block!
olpally 33
Its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway probably. Good lord. She's been everywhere on the block and then some!
ChefPhilly 13
Which is your father? :P
Jiinxx 8
I think your mum is the one who should be posting this FML. Unlucky in love.
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
BostonBear 33
I can't agree more
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Well she may plan well and have great weddings, but just suck amazingly 'til Divorce when she parts.
doctorhook86 25
28: Nah man, some people just aren't worth the trouble, even if she does give good head.
ICastillo 25
Or Pleo just don't let her give marriage advice.
Pleonasm 36
I was trying to reference an FML, did I get it wrong? x)
Voij 16
When someone gets married this often, I cannot help but feel that they might go at relationships the wrong way. To me it seems like these people must be as afraid of being single as Gabe Newell is of the number 3. That's the only explanation I have as to why they do not choose their partners carefully. Consider Taylor Swift as an example. She cannot stay single for more than a couple weeks, which, considering her way of life, means she enters a relationship with someone whom she simply knows nothing outside of public information of. She does not know how these people are inside, whether the two of them can work together, etc. Then again, this could also just be another case of "OMG, I know we only know each other for 15 minutes, but this must be destiny! We are soulmates! Let us stay together forever and ever and ever......" These people are overly emotional about relationships and cannot handle necessary compromise.
Xanthian93 7
49 -- No, you got it right. It was a while ago, though, so not a lot of people will get it.
jogihoppa8343 23
OMG is that really a comment or a book of 600 pages. i dared to read just half of it..
Voij 16
Point taken, will try to lower the length of my future comments here. Always kinda hard to guess this correctly when you're new on a site.
Pleonasm 36
Nah, some people just can't read, it wasn't that long
ICastillo 25
Hmm I remember just didn't catch on
sens3sfailing 25
71-ive written things longer than that and seen things even longer than mine with thumbs up still. I don't know why you got down voted, you're right. There is no limit on comments for a reason. so that you can say what you want to and they way you mean it. if you have a paragraph to write, go ahead and do it, don't shorten and abridge whats you want to say for the sake of thumbs up. there are plenty of people like me who will read it anyway.
Silent_Thrill 17
#51- Or she is just setting herself up for failed relationships so she can write more songs. Yay for the music industry!!!
Dwidge 14
I didn't even finish "going about relationships the wrong way" before I thought "Gee, what gave you THAT idea?"
lexieB2014 19
she likes verity
Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8
I could go for some verity right about now
SuperDanielNL 23
Couldn't she then visit a swingers party?
shan88 14
Please tell me you weren't trying to say variety?
Stalkerloo 11
Not sure you meant variety or virility. Or Rarity.
RedPillSucks 33
hopefully, sterility.
Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8
80- Probably Rarity
thewife5 19
Maybe English isn't her first language. At least she tried.
Beeftinkle 13
She ain't got time for this, thats sweet brown.
asdfghjklana 9
Well she's indecisive
gc327072 31
She's probably more like "oh, you like me?! Let's get married!!"
Stalkerloo 11
Well, you know what they say, 8th time's the charm.
Enslaved 38
That's what Elizabeth Taylor thought. (:
BjgUsername 12
I guess 7 wasn't her lucky number
Pleonasm 36
There's always number 777, but she'd really have to want it.
ICastillo 25
Or 69 hehe *giggles like a school girl*
Corrupt_waffles 13
I don't think 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, OR 6 were her lucky numbers either.
carry_on 19
Wow, maybe she should try being single for a while...
VannahJane 17
Why stay single when 8 is just around the corner?
Silent_Thrill 17
Things don't get truly interesting until you hit the double digits though. OP, be proud of your om. She's a real go-getter!!
happylawyer 16
She may be making bad decisions, but she is not giving up. Love her deeply. Learn from her mistakes but, mostly, never give up on love.
jem970 19
IDK... I think after 7 I would start to lose a lil faith
obnum 19
Is it still love when you get divorced the 7th time? O.o