Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully you weren't commando as well.
DudeImBetter 0
35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.
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Comments (106)
WillKill4Beer 0
Fatty. •_•
hellokat1 0
Hey c'mon now. Losing weight is hard for some people.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeah... that's the excuse all fat people use... that sucks O-O
hellokat1 0
Well I'm not fat myself but my dad has tried losing weight and and as he's gotten older it's been more and more difficult to get to where he wants to be. Just because it's used as an excuse doesn't mean it's not true.
YouMentalFreaks 3
Who ever said she/he was fat in the first place? They could be average size, or maybe even skinny. Anyone can think they've lost weight.
victo890 11
well it's alway hard for somebody to loose weight and it's easy to gain weight
notsocrazee 0
the latter is also true. i'm under 100 lb and people like me just can't gain weight.
DudeImBetter 0
35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.
a_nutritionist 10
@18 you know what else is hard? life. using the excuse that losing weight is 'hard' as a reason not to do it (obviously only in cases of ill health such as obesity, not just your average weight) is stupid. plenty of things in life are hard, i cant wait for the day when people become doctors despite not studying because its 'hard'. what, you didnt pass any topics? naw thats ok, i know university is difficult, heres your doctorate, now off ya go lil fella. i cant wait for the "but some people have health conditions" comments too, because such a minor percentage of the population who - in 99% of cases - can actually lose weight to a healthy level are a real factor to consider in reality before making any statements about general weight loss. @29 yeah thats just flat out wrong.
cocobulla1 4
okay, I agree with the person who said " who said they r even fat?" I mean, people, don't n judgmental
varkey 7
@29: not when you can't afford enough to eat OP: YDI, why would you not at least check that? Also, you don't lose weight overnight
WillKill4Beer 0
Nope, if OP is a fatty, then that's his or her fault for not getting in shape or being in shape. I like going to the gym and exercising. if a person is fat, it's their own fault for letting themselves get like that! Simple as that!
Bossman11 6
people say "don't hurt they're feelings" when you trie to tell people they're fat but they need to be told so they can do something about it
BlakesBabe23 4
I've done that.
Bizenghastly 0
proud of yourself?^_^
krysxkatastrophe 14
Buy bigger pants.
cheerloveyou 0
i hope the person who posted this isnt calling themself fat. thats a bad thing for their self-esteem.!
a_nutritionist 10
...i guess all those ghetto kids are gonna balloon out...one of these days...?
atomicbaboon 0
yes, but only up to their knees. their pants don't pass that area.
sassypants93 17
Now you can not so proudly zip it up...
hiyourcute 0
Sounds like something I would do, not gonna lie...
BrittanyPernell6 0
just lose the pants u can say hey those weren't the style that fit my personality
thatonename 7
or their fat ass!
LoneStarTexan 6
or your fat ass ego?
traze 7
Damm you fat...this should motivate you to join a gym.
DreaminOfMusic 0
nowhere does it say op is fat. anyone can lose weight not just the overweight
sourgirl101 29
XYZ
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OCDC 9
Actually I believe it stands for Xylophones Yell Zumba. Or something like that.
sxe_beast 11
Haha you're dumb and a fatass! Go get bariatric surgery, exercise, diet, etc. No sympathy here; YDI!
thebestof1984 0
Where the **** does it say the op was fat?????
sxe_beast 11
"Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day." ^Is indicative of them being overweight.
thebestof1984 0
I could be 5'6 and 120lbs and proudly walk if I thought I lost 5 pounds.... still doesn't prove the ops fat!!
sxe_beast 11
I interpret it as them being disappointed because they hadn't lost weight/that they're overweight. *shrug*
nerdchic 5
It's nice to lose weight for me and I'm 5'9" and 135lbs. don't be so hateful.. that's mean
CateXOX 0
OP could be average or underweight but insecure about their weight. Or they could just be happy about dropping a few pounds, even when they're content with their weight. Even if OP is overweight, which you can't assume, surgery is not the right answer, and losing weight can be particularly hard for some people.
McLovin30 2
asshole -_-
thatonename 7
if someone was underweight, why would they be proud of loosing weight? all I can come up with is some psycological disorder where op will never think they're skinny enough. if that's the case, there are much deeper issues than a fly being left down... op is most likely at least slightly heavy and the majority of people are going to assume the worse. it's the Internet. get over it.
gabidessie2012 0
ok asshole. 1 I weigh 115 and would be ecstatic if I lost 5 pounds. 2 even if they are over weight you don't have to be an ass!!
instnt1nfction 17
I'm 5'6 and 100 pounds, is this normal
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
59: For your sake, I hope you're on the low end of 5 feet. If not, you might be in dangerous territory with that mindset. Despite what the media preaches, skinnier isn't always better. =
THEmuffinpan 0
59; no ****** way are you 115 pounds.
oarisimo 4
you're a piece of shit, #9
sxe_beast 11
@87 - At least I'm not fat.
LaughterofCorn 4
No you're just an ********
sxe_beast 11
Once again, at least I'm not fat and ugly!
eatmyshortssss1 8
Yeah 59, don't kid yourself
nerdchic 5
I'm pretty sure you're ugly
nick3600 22
last year i was 112 pounds and 5'9 (now 123lb at 5'10). yea pretty wacky ik
hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully you weren't commando as well.