Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Teddzz 19
You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.
Cass_x 22
He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo
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Comments (121)
sodapopcookie 5
Your ex-boyfriend is a jerk. Hope you get better soon.
gobiteme2 34
Sounds like an idiot. He emasculated himself hopefully they turn blue and fall off
TemperanceRiley 15
Ur better off OP. Wat a ******* dick. I have reoccurring cysts n adhesions on top of endo. it's no excuse n it hurts like hell. u deserve better. He isn't even a man if he can't b next t u.
FoQua 1
You shouldn't be dating such a giant douche bag. It's your own fault.
DorrieBelle 10
Yay ! You got a free Jerkectomy - most of us have to pay dearly for those. Good riddance to stupid rubbish, and I hope you're feeling better soon. I had a cyst the size of a melon removed, and like most women, I'd rather have the most boring sex on the planet than go through that again. Hope your next boyfriend has a brain instead of a constantly needy d*ck.
emeester 7
That happened to me recently only I didn't know I had them. One burst and I went in thinking it was appendicitis! Very painful and I'm so sorry your ex-boyfriend made it even more painful for you. I know everyone says this but obviously you're better off without him if he's going to be a grade A jerk and make your problems about himself. Hope you feel better, OP!
Sunflowers111 7
#byefelipe
hopenopedope 13
What a dick.
Cely988 29
If I was you I would've kicked that guy so hard in the crotch that he would get an instant sex change. What an egocentric asshole!
MandieL 27
I feel your pain OP, I too have PCOS. It sucks :( hopefully it gets better and your next by will be more understanding.