Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, 2020
Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Turned off
Today, I recently got a boyfriend, a real nice guy, but unfortunately it means I discovered for the first time that during the ovulation phase of my cycle when I’m super horny I actually can’t stand him. I'm stood there craving sex, and the guy I could be having sex with turns my stomach. FML
Twysted91
Milford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice guy
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Anonymous
Nice guy
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
whytho
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
SailorVenus93
Fredericksburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No pain, no gain
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
miss cranky pants
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
unluckybirthdaykid
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Top comments
kfchicken 31
time for a talk. there's other things you can do together and as long you can comprise with each other hopefully things can work out.
angeleyes0724 10
Birth control. As someone who has endo and PCOS birth control has probably saved my sanity and life. I would definitely talk to your doctor.
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kfchicken 31
time for a talk. there's other things you can do together and as long you can comprise with each other hopefully things can work out.
Mona Roblin 5
I feel your pain. Guys will never understand. I had it and you have my sympathy.
RichardPencil 32
It'd be ok if he had a tiny dick. Think about it.
angeleyes0724 10
Birth control. As someone who has endo and PCOS birth control has probably saved my sanity and life. I would definitely talk to your doctor.
Amandalyn Riley 5
I have Endo also, talk with your dr. There are options to help with the pain!! Or tell him to find other options for you guys to try.. I'm sorry you are going through this :'(