Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Top comments
Teddzz 19
You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.
Cass_x 22
He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo
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Comments (121)
Alastrina_fml 20
What an asshole loser, acting like he's entitled to sex anytime he wants it. I'm so glad he's out of your life. I also hope he gets kicked in the head by a horse. [though which head, I won't say] ;)
AshBash2211 14
I have ovarian cysts. Whenever they pop and it's really bad my fiancé is there holding my hand or rubbing my back. That's a man!! He can see the pain on my face and does whatever he can to make it more bearable!! Your ex is a dick. Better off without him! Good luck with the cysts, you're not alone!
dnice1864 18
I hope you get well soon!
babycakesxx 11
You kinda dodged a bullet there. He's obviously a jerk.
Vegetarian27 24
That's the battle cry of the perpetual masturbator.
mine___turtles10 13
The real question is, how'd you have time to post this while this was happening to you
Section8_fml 13
Try to not date an asshole.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Asshole
Mf2307 15
he wasnt worth it so its a good thing he broke up with you
keeks46 12
Well, you know what OP, next time, go out with a guy who will take care of you in your time of need instead of one who will use you for sex. That guy was an ignorant douchebag who doesn't deserve you.