Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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Teddzz 19
You shouldn't even be talking to an extremely ignorant jerk like that who apparently only cares about sex.
Cass_x 22
He seems to be a ******* idiot. Try not to feel too sad over someone that's so self centered and only thinks about sex. I really hope you're okay xoxo
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fantasyworld 39
Guys obsessed with sex are idiots, relationships aren't all about sex. Get better soon!
bobbabson 8
Look at all these fancy words
j018 10
I've had that twice!! The first time the ER doctors originally thought it was appendicitis. Any man who thinks that you are just trying to get out of sex is dead wrong!! That pain can linger for a wk or more. The first cyst I had was the size of a golf ball right after it rupture. The doctors don't know how large it actually was prior to the rupture and the pain was excruciating. Hope you feel better soon.
StellaNox 16
My best friend has that condition as well, and Ive seen her pain! I feel you, and hope you get better :)
Miss_A_x0x 12
You poor dear. Let that shmuck go sit in honey... Let the bees get him. You work on feeling better ❤️
jessicajemima94 5
What a d*ck! Better off without him, OP!
donutcallmethat 16
Yours is worse, but I was also once broken up with right before emergency surgery. *high five* The good news is, when he begs you to take him back, you won't even be tempted.
LadyLovelyLocks 2
I have a 4 inch cyst on my ovary and I'm at the doctor right now. My husband has been crying like a little girl about sex, but this hurts!
Thorzix 23
what a sex obsessed prick =/ hope you get better OP
yunaphie 22
Sounds like something my ex would do tbh xD