Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
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Top comments
JusstJef 16
Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
friedpwnadge 25
Not-so-sexy time.
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Comments (82)
Googolman 29
Well, at least now you have an excuse.
krazy789 28
What does this comment even mean?
Seabass_Chan 33
It means, some idiots assume that women can't want sex just as much as men, and that OP now has an excuse to turn it down in the future... Even though she clearly wants sex, hence this being an FML.
DARKxShaddow_69 12
I believe what was meant when this comment was made was that if OP has another dry spell she now has an excuse for it, not that she can turn guys down
PDSot 21
#31 or that men cant take "no" for an answer and women have to come up with excuses bcuz men think theyre entitled to whatever they want and will pressure women into sex
Googolman 29
34 is correct... I didn't mean that she now has an excuse to turn guys down, but that if she hits another dry spell she can claim that there's a reason for it.
Oyas12 14
well well well, who's being prejudice now?
NickACD 27
Hey, at least you've had sex.
shessohighh 10
"Doesn't matter, had sex!"
NickACD 27
Not that she had sex that time. I'm saying at least she isn't a virgin and has experienced a two way ****** likely.
firefighter925 18
Damn, that sounds rough.
JusstJef 16
Damn, must have been some great sex before that happened.
friedpwnadge 25
I've done it to my girlfriend before. Moral of the story: pound sensually, not unceremoniously.
friedpwnadge 25
Not-so-sexy time.
b5b0n36 27
dude ouch! I hope you are alright.
gobroski 11
Maybe you should just slow down??
fuckfuckityfuck 16
I hope that you feel better op. Sex is awesome.(that's what I've been told)
trellz17 19
It is.
QQMorePlox 18
Maybe just do foreplay for a while?
Candijpg 17
Ouch! My guinea pig also had an ovarian cyst burst and unfortunately she died, so it must be very painful!
OkitaCockroach 19
LOL WTF
leogachi 15
@23 In what way is that funny?
Candijpg 17
@23 thought the same when I saw your profile :/