Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
ThisIsMyReign 4
She's moral? Yea sure mom thanks sick **** care for another beer.
Akalia_fml 7
My mum told me about her bikini wax experience. Yeah, not okay. -_- I'm sorry you had to experience that, OP.
JhunnySuperman 0
Fab character on that 70 show? And if u like ridiculousness have you seen tosh.o? Same thing haha
Akalia_fml 7
My favourite character is Kelso (BURN! lol) and I've never seen tosh.o. :D
zander4310 5
id rather **** someone that shaves there pubes
bingababe 16
I'd rather **** someone who knew the difference between they're/their and there!!
capnbzarr 43
Ask her if it's moral to discuss your genital region with your son. Actually, on second thought, don't.
mspeacock 6
What about waxing? Or lazor removal? I don't want to be a ****!....oh wait...
rubyliu8420 7
So your mom is smuggling chewbacca in her pants... That's digusting, it's better to just be a **** if that's the case...
Envythabosslady 1
Too funny!
YourBuddyElmo 5
So does she just tuck her pubes into her socks or what?
hewro_failure 11
Your mom is living back in the 60s ha ... You should inform her that only those with dried up va j js don't shave
CaptainPickles72 18
*vaginas And I can't tell if you're ignorant or just being sarcastic.... I'm guessing ignorant!
synyster_gates_fml 0
thats ******* gross as hell at least trim it up
perdix 31
An even worse image is how exhausted your Dad must get after plowing through all that hair to give her a good *******. I'll bet you the poor guy is totally bushed!