Al
United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
siannacasey
United States
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
anonymous
France
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
ThatGirl
United States
Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML
Anonymous
Powerful spray
Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML
skunked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML
how
Crozier, United States
Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
moosemay
W?rzburg, Germany
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Top comments
XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
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Comments (214)
fisheatsbear 6
lmao! skunks are flammable
redgame_ftw 0
that's fucken funny
srunano 4
I cried from reading this oP, damn funny
GeorgeBoosh 0
It's a stink-bomb.
kinukle 0
lolz
heeheehoo 0
super funneh!
ipts 0
this isnt a Fml! this is a F that skunks L!
ktbird 0
@62 is right. You should report him for animal cruelty. No one deserves to die like that, not even a skunk. Whether or not they take you seriously depends on the laws where you are. Either way, I just don't get how people can think this is okay. They also feel pain,
piepieburger 0
@ 62: FTSL
DGross 8
wow... now this is a legit FML... especially if the skunk firebombed everyone :-P
ShadowedHuman 5
but did it get rid of the pest problem? it would have been better if the skunk lived to tell the tale to his family and friends. "some bitch lit me on fire. we better not go back to her place." or even better "some bitch lit me on fire. let's gang up and spray her whole place. then set her on fire."
Yee12 0
That is hillarious
woofis 0
best fml in a long time ROFLMFAO!
mn_mpls 0
ydi for not getting rid of the skunks so your tenant had to
Jayodi 0
When I first read that, I started to laugh. Not because lighting a skunk on fire is funny, but because of the way it just hits you. The stench that is o.o I agree though, that's ******* horrible and the guy should be reported.
protwtf 0
I like to put small animals in the microwave.
bigtow 2
lol too funny
SupermanXL 3
lol @89, quote #2
TiffanyBlews27 0
Nice!!! Sucks for the skunk. that's the best!!
sc95060sc 0
fake
Straka 0
#117 wow I really doubt that, ur just tryin to be funny but ur not, just a complete fail... lmfao on the skunk on fire, and is the spray flammable 2? cuz then u got natures flamethrower
UberFail79 0
Is it weird that I automatically thought it sounded like something Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 would say? Just put a "One time, ma buddy Keith..." and it's perfect.
cuntwaffle 0
******* awesome :D
Felendris 0
OP wins the game.
twinscrplayer6 0
#66 shut up yeh f*ckin liberal
protwtf 0
@129...that's all lies and speculation. Just today I put my neighbors cat in the microwave. And let me tell you, that was a sight to behold.
protwtf 0
139***
cookiepenguin 0
I smell a redneck... in colorado?
woofis 0
actually 139, ther are sick people in the world who do that. ever heard a cat in the microwave story? horrible...
ilovefatcats 12
LMFAO HLARIOUS!!!!!! XD
ryguy997 0
I was actualy roflmfao
thatonek1d 0
wait, the chick who posted this is named Al... ???? WTF?!?!?!?
SarahPicc 3
apparently they are. thank you no. 1.
caybree 0
Everyone On this thread is seriously perverse and apparently place no value on life. It's really gross I feel bad for you all for being such disgustingly bad people
Druu 53
Burning hair plus skunk odor. Sounds lovely..
CharlotteRx 4
Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (
dfos1989 0
Today, a human lit me on fire for no reason at all!, FML.
deathsupon1 0
Im srry. I wont light u on fire again.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't say they got rid of it though. The skunk could've sprayed everyone and then stopped, dropped, and rolled.
lets_be_ian 5
I believe a more efficient skunk would simply have started the stop drop and roll, and executed the spray in parallel with the roll maneuver, thus saving time, and possibly life. but your point is taken.. burned skunk != dead skunk for certain
Michael_92 20
Haha this is great. Well it stinks for the skunk tho but I'll live. Poor bastard lol
doink 0
I bet that smelled.
jamie_leeann23 0
awww the puppy in your picture looks almost identical to my puppy. :) I<3mypup.
shannonbabyy13 0
not coolll
XDNurse 0
that's horrible!
swagga0n1oo 0
That is the most badass fake/real story I've ever read. Bravo young sir, bravo!
jpwdragon 0
Bahahahha that tenant is a ******* champion!
Gnarlltrugg 0
unlike your profile pic. but yea the tenants ****** hilarious.
maskedman 9
So do skunks smell worse when they get barbecued or do they smell like burnt flesh, similar to the rest of us.
chikiitaaa 0
awwwww omg poor skunk. that's horrible. :(
XxCoolPersonxX 0
awww I feel sorry for the poor Skunk. :'(
hoopstar15 0
so pepe le pew will never get his girl...FHL
dragon2777 0
if you remember pepe le pews girl was a cat that he thought was a skunk
srunano 4
Pwned
yourlifesfucked 0
'ow are you, mon petit cheri...
Jayodi 0
More importantly, if the flaming skunk sprayed, would it create a flamethrower?
Monikabug 9
@57. aww Pe Pe. :(
jellybean120 10
I was just thinking that! Would it? Poor Pepe!
hoopstar15 0
it doesn't matter if his girl was a cat, leopard, frog, or a freakin dragon...pepe was still a skunk....who was apparently burned. so he still won't get his girl
DenisTheMenace 13
Molotov skunktail :0
vw62 0
Well, if his girl was a dragon, we've solved the mystery of the fire... she got tired of him being a sketchball.