Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
Zeronos 0
So sexy.
ohmandapants 17
My god. I hope she never wears a bathing suit out in public D:
JhunnySuperman 0
Y Canada? Everybody on here is from Canada is it so great or what?
Glasklart 6
I don't know what's worse, that or that I've walked in on my mother shaving her pubes at least five times.
ohmandapants 17
Yours is worse by far.
jizzwold 21
Five times seems excessive. Are you sure it's an accident?
GypsyRover 0
My comment would be so unbelievably cuntish that I would be banned.
Calebl 0
Yumm... Because we all love bushes
MelTheGreat 23
How does she know that you shave? That's what I want to know.
hateevryone 15
ewwww your mother is crazy. she doesn't need to drink ever again.
jobsman99 0
Some like it hairy but my gal and I don't. It is better hygiene and it makes my daily orally pleasing her that much more fun for both of us. And it simply looks nicer hotter and sexier to me.
Okayitwasme 0
I agree. Who the hell wants pubic hair stuck in your mouth! Hair holds Oder! Removing it makes it look and smell sexy!
monnanon 14
well bully for you but having no pubic hair is not more hygenic, or less for that matter, than having hair. It is however a personal preference and I was agreeing with you up until you had to shout about your sex life. People with real sex lives do not need to broadcast their exploits. @60 hair only holds odor if you have not washed yourself and as long as you are washing once or twice a day it will not hold any more smell than having no hair.
Okayitwasme 0
Never argue with a drunk! Just agree. She will have forgotten all about it when she sobers up. I wouldn't make myself available for her cheap shots when she drinks! Just be somewhere else.
sweetcheex666 6
If your mom was moral she wouldn't be getting shitfaced in front of you... Or talking about her downstairs issues