Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
RedCamaro10 0
Your mom is disgusting.
perdix 31
Actually, his mom is just behind the times. Tending the pubes is a relatively recent phenomenon. A few centuries ago, most men had full, bushy beards, but now the are rare. Ladies with big, beardy bushes will eventually become just as rare;)
kphippie 0
She's a lire everyone has at least once
katt_is_here 24
She's an old Italian currency? That's an odd insult...
Jibblets2367 7
I guess that means I'm a ****... :(
larooski 1
Tell her to shave that shit
GetHardOrGoHome 7
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts...
Ray_of_midnight 23
Wow, FYL for having a (1) drunk mom who (2) says inappropriate things while drunk and (3) doesn't accept that grooming styles change over time.
Eiregal2 10
Myself I only wax the edges if I am on the rare occasion going to be in a swimsuit. Other then that it does not bother me really, just a bit of a trim now and again and all is well :-)
mrsayuso 0
Your mom is way nicer than my mom. My mom got drunk and told me about the first time she gave road head.
Envythabosslady 1
That is so GROSS
dahhhhhhhhh 0
Can she floss her teeth with it, too..?