Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
beyondep 6
I feel bad for you, I mean...you came out of there
corje20 0
a jungle
xXCherrryBombXx 6
RUGBURN :& ew.
rotarbiv 7
So are you a "**** and a *****" or are you moral???
rotarbiv 7
Assuming you are female. If not which one applies to you lady?
heyred 11
So good grooming is immoral now, and drinking to sloppy excess is good? Just so I'm clear.
colorblindguy 0
Thanks for giving US that image
CruelGirl07 5
Your mom is moral because she doesn't shave/trim...but her drinking doesn't make her immoral...or worse, lead her to act like a ****/*****...?
SmittyJA24 26
TMI. 'Nuf said.
ninjacapo 2
Tmi= way more then 'nuff was said
LePenguin 0
The "mother" of all bushes!
joeytheman 10
Just think about it. You had to go through all of those pubes.
OfficeNinja 5
So she is like the amazon rain forest down there. Your father probably imagined he was an explorer, searching the jungle for the fabled city of El Dorado. How is that for a mental image?
carlosantana0219 2
That's disgusting.