Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
kitkatknicknack 12
Thanks for the mental images OP :P
alexaaat 0
ew.. that's gotta be a killer for her gynecologist.
ikickgingers 15
Ch ch chia pet!!!
Enslaved 38
I got the Scooby Doo one for Christmas. Some joke! Gift exchange at work! *sigh*
mrsvickybear 9
Lmao!!!!!! XD
ICATiger 13
Her 'moral' has left disturbing images in all our minds..............
xSorry_fml 10
This is not uncommon. I work in a lot of peoples bathrooms and my mantra is "They have a black dog with curly hair, they have a black dog with curly hair."
LolCakes111 7
So you work in bathrooms singing about pubic hair? WTF?
MistressCaitlyn 7
Mantra doesn't mean singing... And I'm guessing he's a plumber or something, so I can see what he means...
xSorry_fml 10
"Moral" means getting shitfaced in front of your children, bad mouthing other peoples decisions and judging them.
ehllychan 10
The mother is definitely way wrong, but coming online to tell the whole world how disgusting she thinks her mother is for not shaving her pubes doesn't make OP much better in that sense...
sherrbear 3
For the second time, OP is a guy. Double check before making a retarded comment. Thanks.
Enslaved 38
Do guys really look for a future wife that reminds them of their mother? Hmmmm?
shrekus 0
I'm looking for a good women that works hard and respects herself and her man...with that being said, in my case I guess i do...
ronski 41
Hell no
bizarre_ftw 22
Actually, trimming is kind of sanitary, take all your mum's advice with a grain of salt, given her state of inebriation at the time of telling you this I think it's safe to assume she isn't the best or the brightest in the field of decision making
Angelrose2004 17
At least she didn't show you.. That would be even more disturbing.
thenoobftw 3
Hairy Mary... I bet she is pretty scary.
CuteGinger 2
So.. did you watch Sora no Otoshimono, or just look up an anime girl with big boobs?
thenoobftw 3
Your picture is epicly freaky... And yes I watch the whole anime and it was funny.