Today, my mother got incredibly drunk. She told me that only "sluts and whores" shave their pubes. She then told me that she's never once trimmed or shaved her pubes, because she's "moral." Thanks for that mental image, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
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Comments (187)
Xx_Nikky_xX 4
can she braid it?
castelgaurd 4
Braid? Shes got rows of beads in it!! remember, 70's
dsbs 9
Fun fact: back in the day long pubic hair was cool. Whenever someone had sex the guys would be like "I got some fur last night." so your moms morals are understandable.
gojira666 7
Long live the jungle bush
kevsnev 7
Dat Nasty >:)
Justforlolz 14
Absolute bullshit #38. You know damn well you love it. I bet you were fapping to the FML and comments whilst typing your own.
YayFlameWarz 9
Dad must be a landscaper; constantly being in that bush.
waswashere 0
38 is a multitasker
nahgemoohc 17
What's with mothers and alcohol these days?
supertacowaffle 41
In the jungle the mighty jungle...
chasingmountains 0
I bet she can fishtail it too~
morthug 11
Ur a ******* bitch!
LolFMLnot 10
OP don't hate, you came out of that jungle ;)
ironhead_fml 20
I someone who can. Damn!
starmite 0
I can braid mine. Can't everyone??
xXCherrryBombXx 6
OP came out with rug burn ;)
Malea_the_wise 8
THE DICKS SLEEP TONIGHT
ThatOneCanadian 0
i guess she's never heard of hygiene
DocBastard 40
What the **** does shaving your pubic hair have to do with hygiene? Shaving actually leads to ingrown hairs and infections, making it LESS hygienic. It's a CHOICE, people. Pubic hair isn't unclean or disgusting. Get a ******* clue.
WCARlover 35
I don't really see how that's hygiene...it's all about personal preference...pubic hair IS natural you know
indielove 13
17- actually growing a lot of pubic hair isn't very hygienic because when women get their period the blood will get stuck in the hair.and if you have a lot well....there'll be a smell.
DocBastard 40
Indielove - Um, no. No. NO. The unhygienic part in your case is NOT WASHING the hair, not necessarily just HAVING the hair, right? Right.
ehllychan 10
#17: I came here to say that. Nice to see someone who shares that opinion.
margie2194 12
I wax, and I find that's it's much easier to maintain when it's not there. Also I find it much more visually appealing... But maybe it's just me...
desireev 18
Women went without shaving for thousands and thousands of years. Even millions.. It's the natural way of it. Shaving is a preference.. It's not dirty or gross.. Alot of women in Europe still go natural. Even down to their legs and armpits..
DjeePee 25
"Women went without shaving for thousands and thousands of years." Yeah, and we also went without drinking milk for thousands and thousands of years. And without houses. And cooked food. And electricity. Point being? (Besides of that, don't speak of 'humans' and 'millions of years', because that's not true. Also, 4000 years ago, women in Egypt shaved their legs/armpits/whoknowswhatelse. And (sadly) even in Europe people look dirty to a woman with armpit hair. The only sentence of you that made sence is: it's a preference)
chippedipp 0
Oh god, another american who thinks europeans dont shave.. Whats up with that?! Every american thinks europeans are hairy. Its a myth, most Europeans shave! Theres ppl everywhere who prefer not to shave, even in america, believe it or not.
asherah14 7
I've shaved my pubes for about 10 years without ever having ingrown hairs and infections. It is personal preference but as a woman I feel it's more hygienic to be clean shaven down there. No hair to get sweaty, bloody, and less toilet paper gets stuck. It's much cleaner and stays fresh smelling a lot longer.
bfrench95 0
This is a pretty disgusting fight on FML I must say!
shrekus 0
Keep that shit trimmed! I have also never had infection or ingrown hairs. And it is a lot cleaner that way(throughout the entire day). And this is coming from someone that showers twice a day.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
DocBastard is right. The ignorance of most of these people is unbearable.
DocBastard 40
Asherah and shrekus - Any scientific study with an N of 2 isn't very scientific. So you two have never been infected. Congratulations. I've seen several dozen (possibly over 100) men and women with infections down there due to shaving. Getting an abscess incised and drained is a lot more unsanitary than a little pubic forest, don't you think?
DustyStorm 16
Wow....I didn't realize humans had been around for THAT long WITH Gillette razors, scissors, wax and Nair.... Sure we've done it for a while but thousands and thousands of years? That's exaggerating....a hair....
DocBastard 40
*checks FML posting rules* Nope, nothing in there about sarcasm being verboten. Go to it, Alan.
DustyStorm 16
And I was talking to #2, not the OP....for those thumbing me down. Personal preference 100%.
DustyStorm 16
And I was referring to 29, not the OP for those thumbing me down, btw...
DustyStorm 16
Oops! 29!!!!
DustyStorm 16
Punched a pussy? Don't blame ya....not sure I can visit Europe now....scared! Kidding! Maintenance is very key....
NotDave 0
Yes, a lot of women in Europe were hairy. Then, when it became normal worldwide to shave, they did. It's natural to never shower, but that's disgusting. Razors were invented to ease the shaving process, not to create it. Pubes are like beards or any other type of bodily hair. Some people prefer them, some people find them more comfortable, others don't. Shaving does not make you a *****. Not shaving is not against hygiene. K. I think I covered every point I wanted to make.
zuzupetalsYO 11
41.."stays fresh smelling longer" WTF, you mean besides showering??
MsSoulReaper 27
It's arguments like these that make me realize that people are ignorant. I also forgot the FML all together.
jizzwold 21
"women went without shaving for thousands and thousands of years. Even millions..." "millions" That comment makes me physically upset. Human beings go back 200,000 years tops.
KiddNYC1O 22
I love me some natural, hairy(not chewbacca style) twat.
_Oblivion_ 12
29, Unless you know something the rest of the world doesn't, humans have only been around for about 250 thousand years.
chasingmountains 0
If we were supposed to shave it and therefore not have it in the first place, we wouldn't be created with it at all.
HeYHiTmEUp 2
Wash it then dip shit
athenseric 6
I guess cutting the hair on your head and cutting your fingernails is just preference too. Some people just don't know anything about hygiene. No one said you have to take it all off but maintenance is required just like anywhere else!
jonn090 13
Yeap what's next your mom's house is a cave ?
stephissilly 18
poor daddy.
bearnblue 0
In the jungle the mighty jungle your dads penis sleeps tonight...
DalPozzo13 10
Ya, that's a terrible mental image
Awsumuzzie 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh, so you know what OP's mom looks like, too!? What is she? Fat, skinny, chubby, slim, ugly, cute, etc....
DalPozzo13 10
I don't need to know what she looks like. It doesnt take a dumbass to imagine what an unshaved ****** looks like
StreetReaper 9
Since you can only "imagine" what an unshaved ****** looks like, it is suspect that you have never seen a ******. Magazines and Internet does not qualify your expertise.
lylotrezor 20
Actually, you can't shave a ******, because it's internal. I think the word you're looking for is "pubic mound".
Sccr16Bookie17 3
*bleh* thats just nasty
jonn090 13
I won't be surprised if she dyes it pink and calls it Timmy
spongebob1990 3
At least she didint check you if u were a **** or a *****
crazyarsedfly 14
Now that's horrifying :P
sherrbear 3
OP Is a guy. Therefore it would be "man *****."
chasingmountains 0
I don't think men can be *****. I may be wrong
justanotherbird 19
Of course a man can be a ****. He just has to fulfill all the criteria for a girl to be called a ****, whatever people think the criteria is. A **** is a ****, no matter what gender. Although I don't usually see a reason to call people *****.
StreetReaper 9
It's not that you may be wrong. You are wrong.
Jiplo 18
o... i have nothing to say except ewww. *shiver*
Jewelie737 0
Thats way too much tmi!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
"Thats way too much too much information"? Do you have a stutter?
GingerKid14 3
87 - Best. Quote. Ever.