Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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Real_Talk21 1
it's a problem free philosophy!
pfx2_fml 15
At least it wasn't Justin biber..
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Real_Talk21 1
it's a problem free philosophy!
iTrevor 5
Hakuna me gusta
zombicidal 11
38 did you just mix Swahili and Spanish?
gabrielbaby 9
64- and English, hakuna- Swahili, me- English, gusta- Spanish.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Really 71 -.-
t765234 10
71- "me" is Spanish, It's a special context of "yo" meaning "I" used only in the case of certain words, such as gusta "me gusta" means "I like". There's your Spanish lesson for the day.
graham11 14
Don't worry about a thing OP! It's all good!
graham11 14
Número 71 no sabe español..
gabrielbaby 9
Actually I'm part puerto rican and had a Spanish boyfriend. Excuse me for my brain fail. I spaced, hard day. Jeez.
ohSNAPyall 27
118: .."conoce" español. Nadie sabe una lengua.
graham11 14
141- no.. "conoce" is used when you are talking about people or meeting someone.
SwaggerHaver 3
It means no worries for the rest of you days :}
Turner_22 0
*your
xSonic 9
Everyone's gonna thumb down this comment because it's irrelevant but..... Why are all these FMLS structured the same? They always have the word 'Apparently'. even when it's not necessary it's there.
Shrike 24
Everyone's gonna thumb down this comment because it's irrelevant but..... Why are all these comments using the same kind of slang and bad grammar? Oh yeah, 'cause it's a big trend. What does your comment have to do with #3's, anyway, tard-boy?
Horcruxer 0
Haha
JinxosGirl87 0
I would have just sang along when it went off. No worries! :)
pfx2_fml 15
At least it wasn't Justin biber..
pfx2_fml 15
Bieber*
marpay 11
Justine*
DeadxManxWalking 27
Justina Beaver*
alexiiiis09 0
C c c c c combo breaker!
gabrielbaby 9
Too bad it wasn't :) Yup now I'm going to be attacked with thumbs down, just because I have an opinion and like Justin bieber.
SouthernKiller 4
48- of course
Justforlolz 14
48- and why do you seemed to be so stressed out on getting thumbs down? It's just other people's opinions on your comment. Either they love your comment, or they ******* hate you and wish you'd go jump in a frozen lake.
xoxocaitlyn 0
I agree with you! :) too bad it WASN'T Justin bieber! Ahahah, hes amazing :) now I'll get thumbs down too!
screamo_neve 12
I have a cure for Bieber Fever: kill Justin Bieber. Muahahahahahahaha >:3
graham11 14
48- and I bet you are a 13 year old girl.
gabrielbaby 9
Nope, I actually like his music. Their are Many girls I know your age and older who like him too. Its a matter of opinion, I don't like screamo, you don't hear me hating? Or calling anyone who does an emo middle schooler. I'm actually a bit older than you.
taytaylal 11
yeah the only bad thing about killing justin bieber is that his songs will be played every single minute everywhere. like when micheal jackson died.
dyble95 0
What I found really hypocritical about Justin Beiver fans that I knew was how they got all defensive about JB and said to stop hating but when it came to rebecca black they all jumped on the band wagon and ripped her apart worse then most.
ohmandapants 17
I have come to a very simple conclusion: All these teeny bopper singers need to go the **** away.
doughertyz 1
Lol. This happened to me in AP Music Theory with caramel dansen....
Otarin 6
I respect that. Speedycake remix or the original though?
TheAngryKitten 0
You sir are a champion.
Len_Kagamine 8
Probably speedycake.. this makes me want to listen to Caramelldansen now..
RacistPancake 6
How did you not turn it off during 25 texts?
TheFlyingMan 8
"all at once"
RacistPancake 6
Wtf why so many thumbs down??? It takes you 25 texts to realize you need to turn it off???
deadpool420 0
That's dumb
meeeeoooww 0
You're dumb
ptrick718 1
Remember, No worries for the rest of your days. Except having your phone taken away
Miss_Michaela 10
Yup. Trashin' The Camp from Tarzan is my mobile ring tone.
Buttsexpirate 9
Oh what a wonderful phrase.
KUSH45 0
dumb ass