Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.
Blacksxe 1
Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.
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SkoomaKi 28
It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.
RavagedSoul 0
People don't grow up. They just learn to act in public.
devilcb 5
If you can't run with the big dogs stay under the porch.
hellbilly205 17
You should clean that up, right meow.
nado13579 12
18- Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
TrentF13 12
OH MY GAWD! Super troopers reference! YES! *high five*
xoconnie 8
how old is this idiot?
Cad6 24
How* ironic.
Ugi 27
Your house must smell just lovely!
21jason 9
So If there's cat litter everywhere will the cat shit free-willingly??
darkthunder_fml 1
Well, your cat will be pleased
plaguer 26
He was right.
biggestfan23 11
Are you sure?
car8o8line 5
Please change ur profile pic It's disturbing
plaguer 26
As sure as your friend is orange.
cheetahbaby96 8
That's pretty damn sure.
lolmigosh 15
oh shit
Blacksxe 1
Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.
HairyPunisher 27
Yeah I was wondering that too. If he's really young then he just didn't know better. If he's a teen or older then there's either something really wrong upstairs with OP's son or OP did something to piss him off.
bubbleslovescats 1
He's most likely 16 or 17 (:
Samanthamkellyxo 2
Oh that's gross...
elinachka 7
At least the cat is fascinated
CockAsian 14
And you know this how?
elinachka 7
How would you feel if you could take a crap wherever you want?
Zaros_fml 24
Lmao, 32, meant to thumb you up
fadingfaith 4
Like a dog.
cheaptrix 6
62: You dog ***** inside?
xoashley223xo 2
This kids is going to be awesome when he is older
iliketurdles 7
If he's older, does that work as a paradox?
mikeawesome 0
That's gross
connerwonner 7
That's the whole point of the FML.