Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.
popemichael 9
FYL? More like FYA! Have fun ^_^
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Comments (146)
bellakaur 0
argh anal. hate it.
bishoprsv2 0
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Well he can't give you anal, seeing as how you already a giant stick up your ass! Stop complaining and bend over, woman!
newmanlyman3 8
how is this FML?
Trevv 0
@1 at least you tried it. OP seems unwilling. Remember kids, don't knock it till you've tried it! Of course, don't do anything sexual until you're legally old enough....
Myntee 0
you don't know what you're missing out on! go slow, use lube, make sure he's gentle till you're comfortable. if you aren't, don't do it again. simple
Myntee 0
tell him for your present he has to lick your ass hole. also awesome, and great way to loosen it up for dick :)
mrskristindavis 0
you scare me
bmxx 0
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my girlfriend don't let me do anal either an it sux. don't be a bitch an bend over for him!!!
robotiick 12
op try oral
kotabones 0
Your grammar "sux."
SheTheOtaku 21
Internet five!
maria101 0
haha dont do it or u'll shit improperly for the rest of ur life=p
joeyisinsane 0
pubes
danii_s2 0
well that's one way to ask for it
perdix 31
Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.
life_goes_onnn 0
LOL 1st time 5th comment wheee ;)
life_goes_onnn 0
LOL WHEEE 1st time 5th comment ;)
iseefmls 0
Phail.
Rubybabeexx 0
agree with #118
Mortanious 0
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boohoo so what! give him anal big deal
ToddShishler 0
Just do it. As long as you lube up first you'll be fine.
Reality_bites 14
Lovely boyfriend you have there, nothing like pressuring you to do something that he obviously thinks you wont be into. .
White667 0
Why would he think she wouldn't be into it? Also, it's Christmas, they're dating, if she can't afford a present it was just going to end in a ******* anyway.
Thabb 0
YDI for not having money.
writergirl23 19
YDI for not understanding that everyone aren't ******* millionaires.
Chichikov 0
what's the big deal? it feels great. lots of lube and go slow.
lauwen16 0
true:)
Kikiers21042 18
We used lots of lube and went slow and it still hurt to much. And I always end up bleeding for a week every time I go #2.