Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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RedRose 0
Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?
NikkiJC 0
Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p
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Comments (170)
tranekfny 0
Haha cute
widad_xoxo 0
that sucks haha im syrian-american ur kid is 7 and already knows wat a lesbian is anyways hah FYL
xsweetlysour 0
i'm syrian american too! but i tend to drop the american part. :)
checkitoutt 0
why would it be a fyl if your kid knows what a lesbian is? i call that "culturally educated" because he knows that people are different and there isnt just one standard. besides he could have a lesbian aunt or something and that would explain his knowledge at a young age.
xHaniffax 0
It's an easy mistake to make...
Dragonmouth 4
The teacher wanted to eat your pussy.
YankfanZZTop22 0
lmfao
samd25 0
Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou. You're son is adorable :) Dragonmouth, you are retarded. Seek help.
xsweetlysour 0
Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou= He points us to Lebanon, and a solution....He'll never understand in his life. Ok, I don't think I was completely correct, especially about the first part. What does libnaneye even mean? I tried sounding it out, but I have no clue! So, Lebanon was my closest guess.
nattea 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off! This made me laugh more than the actual FML did. Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou= We'll always be Lebanese, and those...will never understand
aberfrog5 0
hmm. why do people keep asking how you can post this from hong kong and be lebanese-american? gah. people are so ignorant. but anyway...cute fml. (:
Phallus_fml 0
Stop lying, Lebanese woman!!!!!!
SLY_some1luvsyou 0
us lebanese people should stick together. who ever is saying all the crap about hong kong should go eff themselves. what if there americans that are staying in hong kong for business or something? dont assume because you know what happens when u do that. and NightFallz, get ur head out of your ass for a second and look around. we all call ourselves americans to not be criticized by rednecks like you. what does that say about americans when people have to hide their identities?
airplanefood 0
Hahaha this made me crack up. Maybe it's the sincerity or just how funny "lesbian American" sounds. I AM A PROUD LESBIAN AMERICAN! HEAR ME ROAR.
SarahsWickedGame 0
lol thats pretty funny and cute one his part