Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
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RandomFool 5
Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.
tukker 0
Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young
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mexicansweetie48 0
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hahaha. i guess he's out of the closet. im surprised they know at such a young age what bisexual is.
nosebleed 0
He didn't, he just knew the word.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
He's not bisexual. He thought that was the word for 'ambidextrous'. Silly boy. x) Not really a FYL though... more like FHL.
fmlAllStar7274 0
How is that a FHL? Being bi-sexual is nothing wrong, and he probably didn't even know what it meant. I don't see how this is a FML at all, maybe a LOL moment, but no FML worthy....
Finnboghi 0
It's an FML because he had to hear it from somewhere... I'd say the OP.
Bryan_Z 0
I never thought of it that way in particular. The kid could've heard it in any context.
nick0011 0
Chill 124, the OP is not being homophobic... And it is kinda a FML because its embarrasing to the OP that her child said that aloud in a child's classroom, a young age to be exposed to that reality. Whatever kinda lame but good for a short laugh
lolzforfun228 3
to a even remotley tolerate person yes theres nothing wrong with it but if the kids remember this they WILL make fun of him
heyitsme0123 6
That is awesome that he is ambidextrous!!! GO AMBIES!!! Hehe :P and that is pretty damn funny that he said bisexual. lol.
Fakeddd 0
It looks like you're gay with that pic...
Fakeddd 0
84^^
InvaderAmi 4
Dude, you gotta read the FML again...
Pewdiepiebro 4
FHL means in the FML **** his life,for saying he's bisexual instead of ambidextrous.
bartender_fml 0
Hahaha ooh dear :( sad to say though, i probably wouldve made the same mistake. how on earth could anyone blame a kid for not being able to pronounce a word even I (a 17 yr old) cant pronounce :P
lich_fml 0
if you're 17 and can't pronounce ambidextrous then FYL. seriously.
meriadoc2 0
Haha thts so cute! I bet the teacher thinks that you taught him that word!
shawnarawwwrr 0
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA win.
RandomFool 5
Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.
iplaylax 0
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especially for women
cocainewhore 30
#190 not just women, for any gender.
stinkybutt 0
aww thats so funny. and how did he learn that word..?
Ariannalang 0
It's not like it's a bad word.. 10% of the population is gay. It is funny that he said that to the class, but it's not worthy of fml.
Justin23L 2
[Citation needed]
medical 0
Aww so cute. I do wonder how he knew the word though. haha
jerseystreetking 0
hey maybe he's both prolly jerked 2 guys off with both hands
damnthatsuck 0
ahahahahahaha
eccentricchic 5
U r a sick MORON were u abused as a chid??
myoukei 31
He is seven you dumb bitch.
awesome7847 2
Your an ass hole.
NGM_47 0
This'll come back to haunt him in his middle/high school years if the same people go to his school....so it sucks more for him than you. But yes, FYL!
Atropos_fml 0
I'm not sure if it's a malapropism or just your using a random word he heard. Either way, I would have loved to hear what the class said to that.
allisonbredow 0
what's a malapropism ?