Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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RedRose 0
Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?
NikkiJC 0
Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p
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Comments (170)
deadboy73 0
it's almost the same thing, be proud
Alanna_Vicious 0
I don't see an FML, my sister did the same thing, except about our Grandfather.
FarSide 23
It's the same thing. Don't split hairs.
uberchicken 0
And she's in Hong Kong too e_e
jakit 0
im a Leb-canadian WOOH
lovelykendra5 0
School ? In June ? now thats the only ****** part .
readytofall69 0
don't say gay shit like lebonese American you ******* lebonese or American you can't be both that's shit so shut the **** up.
abyssion1337 0
So what, simply correct her and move on with your life, I know everyone here would be happier here if you had done that then we wouldn't be trapped in this little pit of spinelessness and ineptitude of; then maybe just maybe you wouldn't be bugged by all the small setbacks and everyone here could shut out your shrill tremulous voice and finally get some sleep
MIKENYC 0
I'm sorry ur not claiming to be lesbian. We love lesbians
Funtertaining11 0
Oh goodness. People, both words sound like a pun, a play on words. Her son probably couldn't pronounce Lebanese correctly and said the wrong thing. The mother is NOT lesbian, get that straight, geez. You guys are making a big deal out of this. It's a partial FML:)