Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML
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RedRose 0
Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?
NikkiJC 0
Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p
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Comments (170)
iTz_Mark 0
whats lebanese? o_o
tictactoe123 0
hahahaha cute. why are fml posts read into so much. it was a laughable misunderstanding and an example of the innocence of a child.
rawanda 0
Hahaha I'm Canadian - Lebanese! And I was texting my friend and he was like "wait where is your family from?" And I was like "We're Lebanese!" And he was like "Oh wait..okay I thought you said lesbian." Haha it's crazy how many people don't read it properly haha.
maria12_fml 0
I'm Lebanese-Canadian! It's really annoying too cuz if people ask me what I did on the weekend, and I'll be like 'ihung out with so and so and went to my sity's for supper' then EVERY time people ask what's a sity? It's so annoying! It's my GRANDMA!!! I'm Lebanese!
twirlpops 0
lol, don't worry about it. when i was little, i accidently told people that my mom was an alcoholic. i apparently didn't understand that the fact that you drank alcohol didn't mean that you were addicted. lol
toucan24 0
im pretty sure that no school in the US is in session during july unless its summer school...
penisface69 17
oh, that's not a bad thing. just a misunderstanding. funny though.
bugmenotmofo 34
damn; lesbian AND lebanese THAT IS SOO SOO HOT!!!!!! LEBANESE WOMAN ARE DAMN SEXY!!!!!
ruca 0
I'm Lebanese too. my little brother said the same thing when he was a kid except he said he was lesbian :)
alexthecutie 0
you deserve it for sending your kid to a school where homosexuality is honored
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm bi-sexual. You sound like a homophobe. Kill yourself!!!!!!!