Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a teacher, I had a conference with the mother of a student who is struggling with behavior. Turns out the mom is the woman who does my Brazilian waxes. FML
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
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BrizBurry 10
I feel like lecturing strangers never goes well. karmic justice.
Crowned Sataness 12
why are you chastising a grown adult over anything? not your body, not your money. tattoos clearly don't affect her ability to do her job. mind your own business
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Comments (10)
BrizBurry 10
I feel like lecturing strangers never goes well. karmic justice.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Crowned Sataness 12
why are you chastising a grown adult over anything? not your body, not your money. tattoos clearly don't affect her ability to do her job. mind your own business
Razath 17
Why the hell do you care if a fellow adult has tattoos? How is that any of your business? I'd say I hope you felt some shame when you saw her and realised that just maybe you were kind of a sad excuse for a human being, but having known people like you, you probably think you're the victim in all this somehow.
kltkiara 6
I hope she’s your child’s favorite teacher 😂
Hangryko 32
Your son has my deepest sympathies he has a Karen for a mother.
D J's MOM 17
KAREN ALERT!!!!! I feel sorry your kid has such an entitled bitch for a parent. so many things I want to say to you and not enough time.
L0life29 6
your just an assh*le! who the hell do you think you are to tell off someone about what’s on their body!? you holier than thou piece of trash! I hope your kids is covered in tats and piercings when they are older! Go f*ck yourself
idragosani 17
Ain't Karma a bitch?
UniUni 20
We should chastise you for being a ******* Karen