Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
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Top comments
thelittlemissy 29
Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake
ethancano 11
Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught
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Comments (136)
kotake 7
I mean, people are forgetting he robbed her house... he has criminal charges already he's at least going to jail.
kittcatt 8
He committed burglary not robbery. Robbery is a typically violent crime that involves taking something from an individual, burglary on the other hand involves breaking into a location to commit a crime. Now if she was home it would be both burglary and robbery.
Dinoman105 10
He did take something, how is it not robbery?
kittcatt 8
Because she wasn't at home. It is only robbery if you are physically taking something from person by violence or threat of violence. Burglarizing a building while no one is present is committing larceny but because there is no one present it cannot be robbery. Different crimes have different elements that must be satisfied.
The_Hula_Monster 10
As awful as this is, if you can get the book thrown at him, this may be the last of your problems with your ex.
Cloverz 6
Creepy..
gabagabaheyu 10
file for a restraining order. believe me, stalkers aren't a joke. sometimes people go too far.
telli164 30
Ugh what a desperate creep!
Attacksloth 33
I think one way to get him to stop would be going all "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" on him.
DanielleinDC 34
At least he got caught. If he seems more obsessive than violent, it may be worth your while to get a restraining order. If he got in using a key, change the locks. If he broke in, you may want to invest in a security system and let the neighbors know.
sjbartholome 14
YDI for dating the psycho in the first place.
luna_soulslayer 13
Really? I don’t think she knew he was a phyc I when they started dating
belljars 22
What is love?
mattatom17 10
Baby don't hurt me.
J352SAURUS 30
Don't hurt me.
justsomerandguy 8
Such a romantic...