Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
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Top comments
thelittlemissy 29
Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake
ethancano 11
Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught
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SmittyJA24 26
Charges of "B & E" and petty theft aren't enough. If there is any way you & the county prosecutor can get this jackass labeled as a sexual predator, do so.
goatfarminmama 0
Agree completely with #54....next time it could be the bra & panties you or someone else has on!
Jst4kicks 16
Sorry to hear that but at least that gives you a clue that you might be "the one who got away"
cjwayy 22
Oh my god. That's ******* scary. I have an ex who has done stuff like that before :/ I'm sorry, OP.
hurryHM 10
:O
middlenamefrank 8
To me, that doesn't qualify as a FML at all. This is the perfect opportunity to at least get a restraining order, or maybe even get his ass tossed in jail. Press charges. Press them as far as you can.
tayymeds 23
Press charges, for your safeties sake.
TsarKeith12 9
Hoooly shit time for a restraining order
PassiveAggresive 12
What would of happened if it was a psycho ex-girlfriend. .? She wouldn't of been arrested.. double standards.
RedPillSucks 33
What makes you think that? The police would have responded irrespective of the gender of the person breaking in.
jeriaslovesyou 16
That's so creepy, Get a restraining order! And burn the panties and bras.