Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
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Top comments
thelittlemissy 29
Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake
ethancano 11
Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught
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Comments (136)
toriaaa1313 7
Omg that's great... well thats funny... think got he was arrested tho...
8born8 18
Did you mean "thank god he was arrested though." And how is that funny, or great?!
PurelyCanadian 18
Here's another memory for him.
CurlyQute 17
Wow that's intensely creepy
LuluRichards 20
Eww creepy *shudders*
Thatguy334 7
Press charges on the asshole
MisterGasMoney 16
Run.
JonnyBurnard 7
Why are they always like 'oh my crazy ex this, my psyco ex that' you are the one who started dating him so.... Ydi anybody?
Serisent 26
You don't always recognize that someone's crazy when you first start dating them.
yarani 26
Most psychos get really good at hiding it and tricking people into thinking they're just quirky or introverted. It's only when they open up to you, some time into the relationship, you start to see their true colours.
Axel5238 29
Yes and no lot's of people ignore the small warning signs which are generally a sign of much bigger issues, but they let it slide. Though there are many where it's pretty obvious something is wrong and the person ignores it entirely because it's "their sense of humor" and wonder why later on they are an asshole.
sanecatlady 13
Scary! it's a good thing you weren't home when he broke in, he might have taken more than just your undergarments. He might have taken your life.
mchmelev1993 10
Sicko im assuming u ended on bad terms but i can see why thats the case! Get a restraining order asap lolol.
yeongji 31
Aside from pressing charges, get an restraining order as well. You have a valid reason now to do so.
EricdaTruffle 3
It's a restraining order.