Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML
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Top comments
thelittlemissy 29
Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake
ethancano 11
Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught
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Comments (136)
DeadPixel4 29
Ew. I'm sorry op, are you going to press charges? Because that's very creepy.
FMLL2016 16
Well time for a restraining order.
logankyng 15
Must be some good cat
speakersboom 19
gee, so charming...
foxy_grampa 19
I sure hope you pressed charges
SparkyRoxYurSox 16
Now would definitely be the time to move...
MrDonSalvetti 27
I want a FML Illustrated for this one, that surely would be hilarious :D
TabooSushi 24
Time to move, get a good guard dog if you can afford one, and press charges on that creeper STAT. That is suuuuuper creepy and feels like preliminary stalking behavior.
Baucis 10
some people just can't handle the pressure that the unmentionables create.
mattatom17 10
At least they caught him. Imagine getting home and you underwear was missing!
brandoneyez1 25
Psyco... So where are you moving to now?